The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas Season.
   This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin in the Nations' Capital.
   

There was no problem, however, in finding enough asses to fill the stable.

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.