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The Good Witch Of The South

    



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LOL! I've heard it all!


Flatulence Forces Plane to Land
By Associated Press

6 hours ago

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

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Smiles everyone, smiles!

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 the (lack of) common sense of some individuals scares me.. 


 



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I think they should fine her or something- she could have spoken up!

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Some people have no sense alright!!  What if she had eaten a whole pile of beans!!  Kablammo!!...sorry about that...but I had to say it!!  I've been cursed with toilet humour!

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