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Advanced Strategies


The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead
horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more
advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride
horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's
performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve
the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less
costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially
more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And of course ....

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position



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LOL....Scott Adams of Dilbert fame? 

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That's good.

It reminds me of a post in a web hosting business forum . . . One guy said that "Really cheap hosting is losing money on every account but trying to make it up in volume".



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We've decided to name our dead horses.

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Did they provide you with a form and process for that?



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Actually, yes. And we have to document it every time we hit the horse.

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In triplicate and then properly filed, no doubt! {{lol}}

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Hey...do you guys work in MY office???

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