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Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

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  • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.


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    So did it work?

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    I don't know, I'm just practicing.

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  • Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?


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    Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

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    Be unique and different, say yes.

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    Do you believe in the hereafter? Well good cause you know what I'm here after.

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    Hey baby you dropped something.....the conversation and I'm here to pick it up! Bow Bow chica Bow.

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    If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

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    One for us girls to use...

    I'm doing a survery on how many guys eat breath mints. Can I test your breath and see?

    {{lol}}

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    Those things are ginormous!

    What?



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    You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

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    If you were a pill, I'd overdose!

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    Don't bother fixing up your hair -- I'll be messing it up later.

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    Hahaha!

    If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!

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    Awe c'mon . . . Sparky won't be home for at least another hour.



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    HAHAHA!!!!

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    I need a place to stay...cause you're so hot you burnt my house down.

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    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

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    Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.

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    Awe c'mon . . . Sparky won't be home for at least another hour.





    Is that a bass guitar or are you just happy to see me?



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    Awe c'mon . . . Sparky won't be home for at least another hour.






    Is that a bass guitar or are you just happy to see me?





    HAHAHAHAHA!



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    The one that never worked.


    So you want to order a pizza and #$%@? What you don't like pizza?



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    According to Mingle Mania, the top pick-up line to use on a guy is...

    "Hi."   (trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy) Hahaha!

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    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


    Oh that one's so bad!



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    Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

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    1. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
    2. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.


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    HAHAHA!!! awesome!!!!

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