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Politically correct statements about women
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She does not: Get PMS She becomes: Hormonally Homicidal She does not have: A Killer Body She is: Terminally Attractive She is not: A Bad Cook She is: Microwave Compatible She is not: A Bad Driver She is: Automotively Challenged She is not a: Perfect 10 She is: Numerically Superior She is not: Easy She is...
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Speaking of age (CP was)
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Sound familiar?? Anyway this is fun- give me your birthdate in full and I will show you yours. Some great toys came out in 1969!
Wednesday, December 24, 1969
Top News Headlines This Week:
Dec 21 - Vince Lombardi (Redskins) coaches his last football game, losing ...
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Just how out of shape I am...
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Ok,
As if I needed a reminder how out of shape I am. I get home tonight and the dog has peed on the floor. So I get some paper, and bend over the stain to clean it up. To do this I'm basically touching my toes three or four times.
Then I see the dog also pooped (don't worry, it's a small dog, and she's not v...
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Thoughts for the Day
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1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said, "Implants?" She hit me.
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Bad luck- huh!
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Related To Story
Images: Sinkhole Swallows SUV, Boat
SUV, Boat Swallowed By Sinkhole
No Injuries Reported
POSTED: 8:09 am PDT October 18, 2005
UPDATED: 3:54 pm PDT October 18, 2005
SAN DIEGO -- A sport utility vehicle and a boat parked on Hill Street in Sunset C...
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Hey I need something that only JR can give me!
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Give you one guess penguin!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A to Z Hump Day
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Can we keep this g-rated???
A is for Afterglow
B is for birth control!
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Saddam Trial
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Do you care?
I think it will be a nightmare. I think the security will become an issue. I heard they were doing retinal scans to let you enter. I also read that if he is convicted, he will be hanged!!! They do not have to wait on the rest of his charges/trials to be performed. We should take a cue from that. F...
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Lotto
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Ewww!
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I now smell like vinegar because I just spilled vinegar all over mytself while trying to clean the place where the coffee filters go on my coffee pot. Ewww!
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Kids say the darndest things
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These are hysterical!
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"...
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*Yawn* Good Morning FFR crew
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*yawns* As you can see I am not awake yet
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Happy Hump Day
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We have made it to the half way point! Have a great day!
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Website of the day
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I had to give it its own thread, cause it is too goofy!
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
I put in the homepage of freezeframe! Too funny!
NEW MUSIC WEEKEND! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!
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Speaking of the lottery (CP was)
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I am going to buy some tickets tonight. My first ever! I know that I do not have a snowballs' chance...but someone will win. With that in mind. I have my numbers that I want to play- kid's birthdates... But need some more. If I win, I will split it with you all, so how about some numbers? Just one or two and may...
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Today's discussion topic
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U.S. rejects Katrina meals, offers them to others
Mon Oct 17,12:12 PM ET
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The United States on Friday offered needy countries more than 330,000 packaged meals donated by Britain to feed Hurricane Katrina victims but rejected due to a U.S. ban on British bee...
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Ruby Hits 3000
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WAY TO GO RUBY!
A STAR IS ON IT'S WAY!!!!
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wanna make a million???
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Also, do you believe in ghosts? I have never had any "strange" experiences. But I am very religious and therefore, do not have to see to believe.
How to See a Ghost
by Martha Brockenbrough
A recent Gallup Poll found that more than 38 percent of Americans believe in ghosts. Th...
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After Burger King Crash, Man Parks, Eats
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Weird Newz from WI that couldn't ait for Mz, I just had to post it:
WAUSAU, Wis. - A man whose car ran into the front entry of a fast-food restaurant backed away, parked and went in for breakfast, officials say.
Police Patrol Inspector Bryan Hilts said 78-year-old Rouland Steppert's car struc...
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Where the heck is Ray?
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Ok, I'm TRYING to cut through all these posts, and I notice something missing.
RAY!
What the heck, shouldn't he be here bragging about his Colts? Monday Night Football, national audience, big comeback. These are high times for Ray & Molly & Mz, I expected MUCH MORE trash talking.
Frankl...
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bad live365 signal today??
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Hey- just signed on and the player is going bonkers with buffering- is/was there a signal problem today on other's ends?
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To heck with it!. Here is the Feast of a lifetime!!!!
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-- Edited by thumperglh at 13:00, 2005-10-18
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Sparky why didn't you tell us
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That your wedding pictures are online?? (I was looking for a funny pix and this was too cute!)
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HOLY POSTINGS BATMAN!
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You guys went berzerk today!
I get back for lunch and the ENTIRE first page is all new posts!
You all on steroids or something? WHO CAN TYPE THAT MUCH!?!?!?!
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APB for WEB
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I hope Web hasnt been roughed up by the killer robot he is working on.
C'mon Web...just unplug him and come blab
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