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Just how out of shape I am...


Ok,

As if I needed a reminder how out of shape I am. I get home tonight and the dog has peed on the floor. So I get some paper, and bend over the stain to clean it up. To do this I'm basically touching my toes three or four times.

Then I see the dog also pooped (don't worry, it's a small dog, and she's not very healthy, so that's why she on occassion does this). So I again, bend over to pick up the poop, this is another series of two or three toe touches.

About ten minutes later I see she has thrown up in four different places (yes, VERY BAD day). So AGAIN, toe touches, this time probably four sets of about ten, because puke is much harder to clean up.

So, it's an hour later, and I'm sitting in my recliner watching Boston Legal, when the WORST FREAKING LEG CRAMP YOU CAN IMAGINE hits the back of my lower leg. BURNING, PEIRCING, PAIN. I try to stand up and it hurts so bad I can't beleive it, ANY MOVEMENT only makes it burn hotter and hurt more. Then the other back of the leg starts.

The only thing I could do was stand in place and wait for the pain to stop. Now I've got icy hot rubbed on, and it's feeling better, but I can tell if I turn my foot a certain way, the pain will come back.

A) It sucks getting old

B) I gotta get back on the exercise bike tomorrow :( This courier job is a decent amount of walking, but waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much sitting.

C) My damn dog has to stop getting sick!

-- Edited by Jeremy Riggs at 23:16, 2005-10-18

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Ow! Is that an official charlie horse you got? Those used to wake my dad up in tears in the middle of the night. If they happen frequently, I think there is a food you need to stay away from or one you need to eat more of, I can't quite remember. Anyone?

One of my cats has gotten into the habit of tossing her cookies recently - maybe there's something in the air.

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I know what you mean . . . those things really hurt. For me, it is usually a cramp in the arch of my foot. When they start, my toes curl up and the ony way I can get rid of them is to get out of bed and walk around the house for a few minutes.



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The mineral is potassium, the best food is a banana!


 


Try being pregnant- I had them almost every morning!!!



-- Edited by Ruby at 07:44, 2005-10-19

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I know what you mean! After standing on my head all weekend retiling the bathroom I was ready to come back to work to rest. Squat, stand squat, stand, sit have a drink, squat, stand....

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That's right, thanks Ruby!!

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OUCH! Eat more bananas JR, it will help, I promise. I speak from experience, trust me.

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I am in shape. Round is a shape.

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I'm an hourglass. Okay, maybe more of a 10 second glass...

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dude I just read somewhere that if you eat banannas it might help!!

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Hmmm . . . a penguin eating a banana . . . now THERE'S a mental image.




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Sorry to hear about your old age JR.


As with the rest of the Forum Eat lots of banannas.


here let me Help


Banana Pudding         and Banana Bunches                                                               




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Well I might have to eat a bunch of banana's today!

Man, I've NEVER had a cramp that bad. My legs are still sore! I mean, I can not overstate the pain. And it came on so quick, just sitting there watching TV and BAM!

I know I had a cramp just like it about a year ago and my Mom was saying "YOU NEED POTASSIUM".



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Thanks Thump,

This meal is for medicinal purposes.

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Listen to your Mother!

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Also, drink plenty of water!

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dude I just read somewhere where drinking plenty of water might help!

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Oh! I almost forgot! All of Jd's money will help too!

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All of NOTHING is still NOTHING!

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Out of shape--that's me.  JD can give a better description.  I used to wake up with those charlie horses in my calves.  I would reach down and grab my calf and actually feel the rock hard muscle contorting and moving and shifting.  It takes your breath away it hurts so bad.  So lesson#1:  eat more bananas


Lesson#2: drink more water


Lesson#3:  nothing is nothing


Lesson#4:  don't do toe touches, squats work better.



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Oh, and Riggs, I've had a sick cat before, so I know what you're going through with the messes. That head rush from coming back up after cleaning something up is fun the first time, but gets tiresome after a while. What I do is grab the entire roll of paper towels (it doesn't matter how many you pull off, it's never enough!) and a plastic grocery bag, have a seat, and clean up the mess. I know, it means you have to get up off the floor, but it's better than toe touches and squats and head rushes!

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If this happens to me-- I yell for the Kids to clean up the mess.

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Isn't that what kids are for?

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In our house:

1. The man must kill the bug.

2. The man must clean up the yack.



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Okay, everyone's done with lunch, right? I've got a gross story for ya (gag warning):







My friend's boyfriend (now an ex, understandably so) always brought his dog with him whereever he went. Keep in mind, he lets this dog do whatever it wants, including roam the streets. Well, he brought the dog over to her house one time while we were there, and the dog puked in her bedroom (it probably ate something it shouldn't have). He put the dog in the bedroom, told it to eat it, and closed the door and wouldn't let it out until the mess was gone.

I still have trouble controlling the gag reflex retelling this story!

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Yikes!! I am skipping lunch today.



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