@ PRISON
@ WORK
Prison:you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
Work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
Prison: you get three meals a day fully paid for
Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
Prison: you get time off for good behavior
Work: you get more work for good behavior
Prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
Work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
Prison: you can watch TV and play games
Work: you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
Prison: you get your own toilet
Work: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
Prison: they allow your family and friends to visit
Work: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
Prison: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
Work: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
Prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
Work: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
Prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
Work: they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
Toys, toys, toys, in the attic!
