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Ruby · The Good Witch Of The South

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MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

That's a good one. I think it is on the joke thread. I want to say Web posted it, but I could be wrong...

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

Tickle Me
Elmo:

There is a factory in Northern
Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys.
The toy laughs
when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle
Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day

promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at

the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of
the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains
of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She had a roll of plush red fabric and a
huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut
a little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to
carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel
Manager burst into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he
pulled himself together and approached Lena.

"I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

Woo Hoo · The Chosen Woo

garougal · Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

The iBoob???
Subject: Apple Computer Announcement

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

THE LONE RANGER

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a Beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns the
big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I
do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought
you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready
to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon
Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to
run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him
start to feel better.." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running
circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to
the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy
struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him
this time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,

(...I JUST LOVE THIS PART...)

(...This is Really pretty good...)

"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin".

Woo Hoo · The Chosen Woo

lol

pipsar6 · Chocolate Pip Cookie

Ruby · The Good Witch Of The South

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' Eight,' the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He 's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."