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Titantic vs. Clinton's book


Books: Titanic and My Life

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Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary…basically the same thing.



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LOL!

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lol!

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lol, i got this from TG yesterday but I wasn't in my mail yesterday.


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I just read the Clinton vs. Titanic joke, now I’m hearing Kiss’s Lick it Up.  EEEEWWW!!



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I heard a few days ago . . . I dont remember his name now, but he is someone I've heard of before who has worked closely with the Cintons . . . He was not afraid to go on record saying "The ease with which the Clintons lie is alarming."


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