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darleneapd · Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

Why do Guys have to.......................

Sparky · Phat Cat EL Presidente

darleneapd wrote:

Smell every container they open after they open it???

A guy I work with just got some Macaroni Salad from a local Deli, and he opened the container, and first thing he did was smell it.... Every guy I have ever met, seems to do this.. Why?

I not only smell it, I check the date of everything and then when I am eating I examine for insects.

But I have had severe food poisoning, found bugs in my food and eaten moldy bread.

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

its a hold over from early life on our own where nearly every food item was spoiled...

sgmorrell · Low in Fiber High in M-SG

I now have the definative answer....

darleneapd · Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

Fart all the time???!??!??!??

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

Or burp all the time. I don't burp or fart that much!

darleneapd · Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

MzHartz wrote:

Or burp all the time. I don't burp or fart that much!

Me neither Mz... my BF asked me a month or so ago, if I ever farted, because in 2 1/2 years he doesn't recall me ever doing it in front of him......

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

I'll admit, I fart, I burp (though I never burp like my husband does!). But are men just gas producing machines?

darleneapd · Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

MzHartz wrote:

I'll admit, I fart, I burp (though I never burp like my husband does!). But are men just gas producing machines?

I do too Mz, but nothing like the Men "gas production" creatures..

garougal · Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Oh my...I'm picturing men right now as humans walking in their own toxic cloud (kinda like Pigpen from Charlie Brown). Hahaha! You know, I can't recall dating any men who were all that intestinally challenged...

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

I think it depends on how long you're together. I don't remember my husband becoming a big gas producer until we got married.

darleneapd · Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

..... Hehehe, Garougal, I know my bf is intentenally challenged.. I've lived with my BF for over 2 years now.. so it's like being married. WE would be married, but I said "NO" last year....

-- Edited by darleneapd at 14:40, 2007-04-04

sgmorrell · Low in Fiber High in M-SG

darleneapd wrote:

..... Hehehe, Garougal, I know my bf is intentenally challenged.. I've lived with my BF for over 2 years now.. so it's like being married. WE would be married, but I said "NO" last year....

-- Edited by darleneapd at 14:40, 2007-04-04

just because he farts???

darleneapd · Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

No, not because he farts,

, but because I'm cynical about getting remarried again, the only reason to marry is if you are going to have children, or for religious reasons, which are fine, but I'm not having more children, and in the eyes of the Catholic church I'm a sinner because I got divorced. I was married 14 years, I'm just not ready yet.

-- Edited by darleneapd at 14:54, 2007-04-04

sgmorrell · Low in Fiber High in M-SG

darleneapd wrote:

No, not because he farts, , but because I'm cynical about getting remarried again, the only reason to marry is if you are going to have children, or for religious reasons, which are fine, but I'm not having more children, and in the eyes of the Catholic church I'm a sinner because I got divorced. I was married 14 years, I'm just not ready yet.

-- Edited by darleneapd at 14:54, 2007-04-04

must be the burping then!!!!!!!

darleneapd · Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

Men make good pets, not husbands.......
just kidding, I know you men will think I'm singling you all out, I'm just having a bit of fun here. I don't hate men at all!

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

Yeah, a guy is more than welcome to make a "why do girls have to" thread.

garougal · Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

darleneapd wrote:

No, not because he farts, , but because I'm cynical about getting remarried again, the only reason to marry is if you are going to have children, or for religious reasons, which are fine, but I'm not having more children, and in the eyes of the Catholic church I'm a sinner because I got divorced. I was married 14 years, I'm just not ready yet.

-- Edited by darleneapd at 14:54, 2007-04-04

Really? I have a very romanticized view about marriage. It is about celebrating the commitment between two people in my eyes, regardless of children, religion, etc. But it is nothing to take lightly - I can understand why you'd feel like you're not ready yet.

darleneapd · Cuff 'Em N' Stuff 'Em

sometimes i'm ready, but the way we fight just about every other day, i know that it's not a good idea...

Tennessee Gal · Chairwoman Of The Board

CHEAT!

MzHartz · Permanent Vacation

Tennessee Gal wrote:

CHEAT!

Unfortunately, that's not reserved for just men...

willy_smith34 · Lord of Linguists

Cheating works both ways, and can usually be avoided if both parties are truely honest with each other about their romantic feelings about other poeple.
I saw something about Will Smith and His wife(can't spell her name) and how they keep it going by being honest with each other so they don't get jealouse

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

hey willy, you aren't THAT will smith are you?

if you are, HEY MAN!!!
and if you aren't, HEY MAN!!

willy_smith34 · Lord of Linguists

I am not that Will, or the real pimp my avatar is

lol!!!

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

I think as men age, the pressure to be an alpha male, to be the stud among his friends ends- that is, if the guy isn't a freakin bonehead. values change. one starts to think less and less about appearances and perceptions, keepin up with the Jone's etc etc....all this internalized pressure supposedly driven and drawn from the outside society, and care more about values like honesty, love, simplicity. ya start thinkin less with your jolly bits and more with your brain.

lol feel less with your hands and more with your heart...

JD The Jazz Doctor · Grand Poobah

willy_smith34 wrote:

I am not that Will, or the real pimp my avatar is

lol!!!

HAHAHA NOT THE FORMER PIMP-DOPE-MAC KNOWN AS DA PREZ!?!

willy_smith34 · Lord of Linguists

Cheating has less to do with age, Some poeple just can't be honest with themselves enough to work on some thing that is in a state of confusion or placidity(?). I have heard all the same excuses from poeple I have know that cheat, and I wish I could help them out then as well as I feel I can now. It does take some effort on both parts, but I feel that the end result is better than 1 person or both cheating in a relation ship.