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HA HEEE


Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says,
"Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill Tattooed on his privates?"

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.

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Cat Scratch Diva

    



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lol...Don't give Sparky any ideas.

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The Good Witch Of The South

    



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Smiles everyone, smiles!

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LOL.... good one....


and I used to be undecided about a tatoo.

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