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Now that I've met her, Paris Hilton isn't so bad!


I was on my way back from a trip I took.  The place I visited was a very remote location that had to be traveled to on foot.  In my haste to head home I failed to take a lot of my stuff with me, and after several hours of walking had to decide if it was worth turning around to go back or if I should just continue forward without those things.

Luckily I happened upon Paris Hiltons house, or maybe it was some sort of rest-stop.

Anyway, a VERY pregnant Paris Hilton was there (maybe 7 months along) and at first I was not happy because I've always figured she's a jerk.  But I couldn't have been more wrong.  She made me a nice meal, gave me some warmer clothes for the rest of my trip, and just couldn't have been nicer to me.

I headed back out on my journey after spending a very pleasant afternoon with Ms. Hilton.

Then I woke up thinking "why the hell was I dreaming about Paris Hilton?"

That is all biggrin.gif

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weirdface.gif Okay sure JR... and my dream last night was about me at the rollerskating rink. Wonder why??!!!

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

I was on my way back from a trip I took.  The place I visited was a very remote location that had to be traveled to on foot.  In my haste to head home I failed to take a lot of my stuff with me, and after several hours of walking had to decide if it was worth turning around to go back or if I should just continue forward without those things.

Luckily I happened upon Paris Hiltons house, or maybe it was some sort of rest-stop.

Anyway, a VERY pregnant Paris Hilton was there (maybe 7 months along) and at first I was not happy because I've always figured she's a jerk.  But I couldn't have been more wrong.  She made me a nice meal, gave me some warmer clothes for the rest of my trip, and just couldn't have been nicer to me.

I headed back out on my journey after spending a very pleasant afternoon with Ms. Hilton.

Then I woke up thinking "why the hell was I dreaming about Paris Hilton?"

That is all biggrin.gif



Did she also tell you you'd be able to see your baby in a few months, or did she buy you out of that??biggrin



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Hey man! That bun was in the oven and almost done when I got there, I SWEAR! biggrin.gif

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