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Famous Quotes from G-Dubs


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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush to reporters

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
...Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush

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I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or have a stroke....hmm

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All those are GREAT, and part of why I love the man!  A nice change of pace after slick willy who always had a prepared answer.

But the best quote of the entire administration STILL goes to Donald Rumsfeld.  It makes perfect sense, but it sounds like a jumbled mess.  I loved his ability to leave a room full of college graduates (reporters) with that dazed look in their eyes biggrin.gif

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

- Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld

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I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or have a stroke....hmm

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Well, if you decide to do all three I'd reverse the order.  That way you can get out of the first two biggrin.gif

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evileye
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your on my **** list, mister, right next to your buddy G-Dub.....

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

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your on my **** list, mister, right next to your buddy G-Dub.....




That's ok!  He'll protect me from you!  You evil-doer!!!  We're adding your street to the axis of evil!  You'll be sorry you messed with G-Dub n' the kid!



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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

Well, if you decide to do all three I'd reverse the order.  That way you can get out of the first two biggrin.gif



idea I have an even better idea...how about we just ask G-Dubs and Rummy to do these 3 things for us but in reverse order? rofl.gif



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I just had a new item installed in the studio!

JD is USUALLY bombed when he's here, but next time it won't be from the beer!  biggrin.gif

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garougal wrote:

Jeremy Riggs wrote:

Well, if you decide to do all three I'd reverse the order.  That way you can get out of the first two biggrin.gif



idea I have an even better idea...how about we just ask G-Dubs and Rummy to do these 3 things for us but in reverse order? rofl.gif



Hmm, good thing my new rocket launcher came with THREE rockets, looks like I'll have multiple targets evileye.gif



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lmao.gif  rofl.gif

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I have to grab a quick shower.  Don't think I walked away from this!  I'll be back!

You see, Republicans shower EVERY day biggrin.gif

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I have to grab a quick shower.  Don't think I walked away from this!  I'll be back!

You see, Republicans shower EVERY day biggrin.gif

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Yeah, I see how it is...show your true colors, Riggsy. We all know...

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you'd think you'd be a bit more quiet and respectful today Riggs!! its a day of mourning for conservative america! Jerry Fawell passed away! You know, that far right-wing conservative icon (with the booze and whores and stuff).....well wait, that sounds like most conservative icons.....biggrin



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HAHA! Death to all teletubbies!!! They are the work of Satan!!!furious

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

you'd think you'd be a bit more quiet and respectful today Riggs!! its a day of mourning for conservative america! Jerry Fawell passed away! You know, that far right-wing conservative icon (with the booze and whores and stuff).....well wait, that sounds like most conservative icons.....biggrin



JD, have you stooped so low as to dance on a mans grave?!?! confused.gif

Well, I suppose as a liberal you didn't really have far to stoop hmm.gif



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I'm actually disappointed in all of you.

I served you a softball right down the middle of the plate and nobody took a swing at it.

Now if I were a liberal, I would have countered "You see, Republicans shower EVERY day" with something along the lines of "You have to, to wash the fresh blood off your hands".

You're all slipping in your old age.

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Slipping in my old age? Nah...the old Bohemian liberal jibe is too dated to even warrant a retort. Besides, look who's calling me OLD?

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Slipping in my old age? Nah...the old Bohemian liberal jibe is too dated to even warrant a retort. Besides, look who's calling me OLD?

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I know.  But I'm running out of people who are actually older than I am, so I've got no choice but to start saying it to people younger than me and hope they don't notice the hipocrisy of it biggrin.gif



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{{lol}}  Speaking of old, what happened to your buddy JD in this good-humoured argument? Must be time for a can of Ensure and a nap...or he ran off to Denny's for the earlybird discount. lmao.gif

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{{lol}}  Speaking of old, what happened to your buddy JD in this good-humoured argument? Must be time for a can of Ensure and a nap...or he ran off to Denny's for the earlybird discount. lmao.gif



lol.

Yeah, you know it's about time for his afternoon nap.  He can't make it up for Leno's monologue if he doesn't get his nap in.



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JR... I took a swing when I read that, but it was Grime, not blood.


But only in my mind.... not my usual topic of debate....


LOL!!!!

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I figured atleast SOME of you were THINKING it biggrin.gif

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Haha! Well, I can't tease too much...I could go for a nap myself! I now, I'm starting to show signs of my age. cry  Next I'll have to get tennis balls for the feet of my walker... wink

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heh heh heh,

I just got up from a one hour nap before I logged on to the forum shh.gif

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Just thinkin it because it was there, not because it is.

as wide as the political lines have been drawn, there is only small differences in thoughts.

We all are americans and hope that government will be the "Ideal" that others can look up to.


LOL smile and don't forget the real enemies.

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I know.

I always tell people the truth is that the reason this country is great is that we HAVE a republican side and a democrat side, always balancing out the debate. We need both parties to have power from time to time.

But I never miss an opportunity to pick on JD as a great big flaming liberal biggrin.gif Just in fun of course.

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conservative american heros gallery!!!smile

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

conservative american heros gallery!!!smile

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Oh yes, because we all know there have never been any morally bankrupt Democrats right JD?

***

I cry no tears for the men above, but their general message was about spreading goodness.  They aren't God, they're human.  They sin and they repent.  When you start walking on water let me know no.gif


*** Ok, I had to edit this because I probably got a little too personal.  All I'll say is that if your life were under the public microscope I don't think you'd come off looking so great either.


-- Edited by Jeremy Riggs at 19:20, 2007-05-15

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