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Sparky


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My Mother-in-law had one of her employees call in sick yesterday, she asked what was wrong and he said well.....um....ok I'll just come out and tell you. My "boys" have been rubbing on my leg and they are raw and I can't hardly walk!

So the next time you ask for details you might want to think twice! biggrin

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good lord! just when you think you have heard every excuse!weirdfacebleh

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One day my mother-in-law called and the first thing she said was: "What are you doing that it took you five rings to answer the phone?"

I said: "I was poopin'."

She huffed and said: "Well, you didn't have to tell me that!"

I said: "You asked, I just answered honestly."

That was the last time she ever asked that direct question.



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WebGuy wrote:


One day my mother-in-law called and the first thing she said was: "What are you doing that it took you five rings to answer the phone?"

I said: "I was poopin'."

She huffed and said: "Well, you didn't have to tell me that!"

I said: "You asked, I just answered honestly."

That was the last time she ever asked that direct question.


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Note to self: When calling Web let it ring four times and after that hang up!! rofl.gif

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