EEEEEEEWWWWWW. on all counts

That one actually made me laugh out loud (the bear sign).

I too enjoyed it.

Jeremy Riggs wrote:

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Well of course it did, you bein' a bear bait salesman and all

 

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Oh yeah, I forgot about the bear bait thing. Maybe I should sell the little bells too.

 

 

This goes with the picture!

Girl, the food was great, the company even better
Why sit here all night long going on about the weather
I know its our first date and good girls gotta wait
But I just turned 83 and you said youre 78
The moon is full; you know what Im thinking
Lets make love; were old and were shrinking
The hour is late, lets just do it
On our first date

Unhook your girdle, take off your face
Lets crawl in to bed and cut to the chase
Itll be just great, lets do it
On our first date
I took Viagra an hour ago, put your teeth in a jar by the bed
Looky here who is poking out and waking from the dead
I want you right now so dont give me no lip
Its too late for your hymen but I might break your hip
The hour is late, lets just do it
On our first date

The hell with arthritis and arterial thrombosis
Acute angina and your halitosis
Itll be great, lets get to it
On our first date

Were too old to be worrying bout moving so fast
So if youre wearing depends, Ill just hose off your ass
I may have Alzheimers and repeat myself
I may have Alzheimers and repeat myself
Good girls wait, old broads swing
You can take off your clothes cause I cant see a thing
The hour is late, lets do it
On our first date

I may have Alzheimers and repeat myself
On our first date

Ruby, you make me laugh...but girl you have alot of time on your hands...:)

Sounds like quite a gig Rubes!  Thank you in advance for the future entertainment.

Ah, the Keg O Beer at the end of the rainbow.

i love it!