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Questions with no answers


  • Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
  • If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  • Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
  • If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
  • If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
  • Do vampires get AIDS?
  • Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
  • If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
  • Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
  • Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
  • If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?
  • How can you hear yourself think?
  • If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  • Why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety one?
  • If its true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  • If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  • What's a question with no answer called?
  • Why is a square meal served on round plates?
  • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
  • If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
  • Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • Can you cry under water?
  • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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Ruby wrote:


  • If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? sadly no....you have to own the mineral rights to that as well...so if you have gold on your property..you better make sure you own the mineral rights before you tell anyone.






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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


JR? JD? Squonk? Ggal?


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Chalk one up for Ruby!

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What movie has Geronimo jumping from a plane yelling, "ME!"?

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Ruby wrote:

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


JR? JD? Squonk? Ggal?



Ooooooo....BURN!!! Ruby, you rock, that was awesome!

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-- Edited by garougal at 12:30, 2007-07-10

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