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Ruby


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10 pet peeves that dogs have about humans:

1. Blaming your farts on me.. not funny.. not funny at all !!!

2 Yelling at me for barking..   I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...  stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.   You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo   What a proud moment for the top of the

food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",  then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters  Hello ???,   Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted  when I lick myself.  Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's.  We both know who's boss here!!!  You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???



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Lady Strange


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rofl.gif  !!!!

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#2  jake is always having to remind me... hmm

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Ok, I do #4 to my one dog Poppy, it's hilarious. I make her wait. Maybe that's why she pees in my room with I'm not home and she gets in there. And #7, Wolfgang hasn't had the "big snip" and he still freaks out at the vet's. Did Cesear Milan make up this list? I need to post the dog's diary and the cat's diary, hilariuos.

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venuscancer wrote:
Ok, I do #4 to my one dog Poppy, it's hilarious. I make her wait. Maybe that's why she pees in my room with I'm not home and she gets in there. And #7, Wolfgang hasn't had the "big snip" and he still freaks out at the vet's. Did Cesear Milan make up this list? I need to post the dog's diary and the cat's diary, hilariuos.
Oh man, I LOVE Cesar!  Watched a segment of his show yesterday.  smile.gif



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Cesar is pretty amazing.

We need him to come fix our dog. When someone comes to our door, our dog goes ballistic! She barks like crazy and I can barely hold her away from the door. She sounds like she's ready to bust through the glass and eat the visitor alive.

As soon as the door is cracked open, a switch in her brain throws and then wants to love the visitor to death by jumping on them and licking anything she can reach.

I don't get it. no.gif

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WebGuy wrote:

Cesar is pretty amazing.

We need him to come fix our dog. When someone comes to our door, our dog goes ballistic! She barks like crazy and I can barely hold her away from the door. She sounds like she's ready to bust through the glass and eat the visitor alive.

As soon as the door is cracked open, a switch in her brain throws and then wants to love the visitor to death by jumping on them and licking anything she can reach.

I don't get it. no.gif

Have you tried.....    "SH!"                       laughing.gif



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5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
  I brought Rex to the groomers last week, and the trimmed him all up, and he looks a lot cooler, but I dont' think he likes the groomer at all!!
So yesterday while I was at work he chewed my glasses......  Now I know why. hmm.gif

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Why didn't I think of that!?!?!?  ohmygod.gif

That should fix it.

I saw one where someone asked him if there was any significance of the "SH!". He said any consistant correction sould can be used. He said he uses the "SH!" because he came from a large family and his mom would use that noise with all the kids and it worked for her.



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darleneapd wrote:

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
I brought Rex to the groomers last week, and the trimmed him all up, and he looks a lot cooler, but I dont' think he likes the groomer at all!!
So yesterday while I was at work he chewed my glasses......  Now I know why. hmm.gif

Here is my co-worker's dog.  The inspiration for this cut (Ruby should like this!) was The Wizard of Oz's "Cowardly Lion."

Lion




 



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how cute is that LS!! I like that alot...very masculine!

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He's beautiful LSsmile

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So then, this would be a no-no?

hot_dog_diggity_halloween_costume.jpg

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I have to say that I treat my dog like she should be treated......as a dog! She doesn't get hair bows, painted toenails or any clothes. i love her to death, but she is a dog.

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