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Dream jobs?


The Best Dangerous Science Jobs:


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1 Astronaut
Since manned spaceflight began in 1961, 24 US astronauts have died in astro-action 10 during launch, six during training flights, and seven on reentry. In 1971, three Soviet cosmonauts suffocated when a malfunction caused the oxygen to leak out of their ship. Then there's that whole riding-an- explosion-into-space thing. And we haven't even found aliens yet.


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2 Biosafety Level 4 lab researcher
BSL-4 labs handle the deadliest diseases on Earth. In 2004, a Russian scientist died after accidentally sticking herself with an Ebola-laced needle. The death occurred only months after a US scientist at the Army's BSL-4 lab at Fort Detrick in Maryland made the same mistake... and survived.


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3 Hurricane hunter
The Air Force's 53rd Weather Reconnaissance Squadron crew members are the daredevils of meteorology. They fly WC-130s into a hurricane's eyewall, 10,000 feet up, to locate the storm's pressure center and measure its wind speed. Not surprisingly, some get a little turned around. Even on the ground, they're not safe Hurricane Katrina destroyed the squad's home base.


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4 Doctors Without Borders mobile lab tech
Testing blood for sleeping sickness an infectious disease transmitted by flies that causes brain swelling, heart failure, insomnia, and an uncontrollable urge to sleep is dangerous enough. Now just imagine doing it at an outdoor mobile lab in the middle of the ongoing genocide in Sudan's Darfur region.



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5 Propulsion engineer
Turns out, the people who ground-test rocket engines don't actually worry about explosions. When you work with cryogenic oxygen and gases pressurized up to 300 psi, you're far too busy worrying about "cold burns" and other trauma to really give proper consideration to what might happen should one of the buggers completely ignite.


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6 Grad student
Even the most mundane job in science is hazardous if you don't know what you're doing. Grad students in labs around the world are in constant danger of, well, screwing up. In 2004, a Texas A&M student, for example, was cleaning up a laboratory when a jar of chemicals he was handling suddenly exploded, leaving him with severe lacerations and burns.


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7 Volcanologist
Active volcanoes blow enough ash to bury a city the size of, oh, Pompeii. No wonder many volcanologists don't come back from their helicopter visits to hell. In 1991, three were killed by Japan's Mount Unzen. In 2001, one died after falling off a 985-foot-high caldera rim, and in 2005, four Filipino researchers died in a chopper crash while inspecting landslide areas.


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8 Biologist
Animal research can lead to more than an allergic reaction. Being bitten, scratched, or exposed to "secretions" can be deadly. For example, at least 70 percent of captive adult macaque monkeys are infected with herpes B. In 1997, a 22-year-old researcher died after contracting the virus from some "biologic" monkey material that got in her eye.



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That's something else isn't it? I personally would love to brew coffee/espresso maybe a little bakery.
I'd serve only happy people.

or

Junk yard. Stripping cars and selling on EBay.

abandoned junkyard

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I love that concept Squonk.

"Only happy people served here"

You'd be like the soup nazi, but the bakery nazi instead.

Someone in line doesn't have a smile on their face and you kick em' out!

NO DANISH FOR YOU!  GET OUT!!!

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8 Biologist
Animal research can lead to more than an allergic reaction. Being bitten, scratched, or exposed to "secretions" can be deadly. For example, at least 70 percent of captive adult macaque monkeys are infected with herpes B. In 1997, a 22-year-old researcher died after contracting the virus from some "biologic" monkey material that got in her eye.

Ummmm...I still want to be a biologisthmm



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You wanna get Herpes from a Monkey!!! bleh.gif

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

You wanna get Herpes from a Monkey!!! bleh.gif




this peace treaty is about to end mister!!!evileye we were doing so good!!!



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Come on, how many biologists work with monkeys? I'd rather be a zoologist (okay, not much difference there...).

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yeah the difference is small........field work would be nice, but it's difficult to get intohmm

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I had no idea so many Volcanoloists died every year falling into a volcano!

Man, that's gotta suck! No way to get the body back for a proper funeral, you're just GONE!

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You know, that would be the way to go.  When I die, screw cremation, I want my body dumped into a volcano!

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Yeah, I'd be cool with it if I were already dead.

Not so much if I were alive though.

Then again, I imagine it's so intense you must die in a matter of seconds.

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I think for my next job I want to be a Wooologist. The study of all things Woo. I hope it pays well.



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I like being a dj. maybe one day I can do it for money.smile

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I always relished the idea of being an archeologist...at least, within reason. With all the potential dangers of the trade, I would choose something of honor and value to me. I'd like to be digging for and restoring monuments, temples, etc. I would NOT be one of the archeologists analyzing petrified poo to find out what ancient civilizations ate... bleh

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lol that's why you hire the locals to help.biggrin

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You would think so, but I've seen it on the Discovery Channel...experts flown in from around the world to analyze the garbage and waste of anceint cave-dwelling tribes, etc. Ick!

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no point and grunt??confused

smile

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lmao.gif Good one.

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I don't know why I just thought of this, but could you imagine just how terrible a job working the complaint counter for lost luggage must be at an airport!? omg that would SUCK!!!hmm

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