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Things That Should Not Be Seen


First, let me say that I am not a woman who thinks beauty is defined by mainstream beauty magazines or anything in the entertainment industry, for that matter. I think a woman's sense of sexiness is defined by her own concept of self and that her beauty is her own to celebrate - and by that, I mean her beauty inside and out. However, I saw something this weekend that SHOULD NOT BE SEEN and thought I would share my horror to see your reactions and hopefully purge my memory of this sight.

I sat down for a lovely evening meal at a local restaurant, enjoying the summer sky through the window and engaging in good conversation, when I saw an older couple approaching the restaurant across the parking lot. The woman walked brisquely while in conversation when I saw her up close, halting my ability to speak entirely.

She wore a silky teal halter top with a front that draped so low in front it hinted at a view of her navel. Her bobbing walk bounced her blouse open to reveal a breast well-ravaged by gravity and clearly demonstrating its vehemently less than perky demeanor. I couldn't believe my eyes! Did she realize she was showing that she had two flat tires? Wasn't she aware that the combined choice of tasteless garb and the complete absence of a bra clearly showed her six-shooters were pointing southeast and southwest?

I couldn't prevent myself from wincing and exclaiming in disgust. bleh  I thought she would have been better off tucking her breasts into the waistband of her slacks to prevent another reveal and since she was clearly at risk of pinching them in there anyway. I thought how foolish it was - to dress like Paris Hilton for the sake of fashion, even though Paris is often criticized for the folley of her tramp-wear. What possesses someone to leave nothing to the imagination? Maybe that's prudish and overly American of me, but I think clothes should flatter your features and don't need to show all your bits in the same token. My final thought - if you want to show off the girls that way, go hang at a nude beach!

OK, my rant is done...thanks for hearing me out! smile

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bleh

belly-button curtains!?!?ashamed

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Well-put JD!

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HAHAHAHA!!!!!biggrin


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I am totally with you on this one. I also thinks every woman is beautiful in her own way. But some people go beyond not knowing how to dress for their figure to the point where it is inappropriate.

This weekend I saw a girl wearing one of those tops that is slit from the breastbone down (to show off the tummy as opposed to the breasts), but this girl had a major case of dunlop. And it was more than just dunlop, she had stretch marks and skin discoloration. This is the type of top that I think doesn't look flattering on most people, but in this case, it was showing off the girl's worst feature. And she could've been a pretty girl!

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I have started cutting a V in the back of my pants....hey cleavage is cleavage!!!! nod.gif

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laughing.gif I am sorry you had to see that.



Sparky....at least that will look more like an ape than cleavage. nod.gif

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My wife and I were talking about this while waiting for the concert to start Saturday night. There were soooooo many heavy girls that force themselves into the cute, little tops that the little girls wear. Many of them looked quite silly.

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yes this drives me crazy!

When my husband and I went on that business trip to Texas we were walking about and I was constantly being stared at! It was driving me crazy and so I turned to my husband and said "Am I one of those people that should not be wearing the top I have on or something?" He assured me that I looked fine. We couldn't figure out why the staring thing was going on. It was men and women. confused

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Or they try to stuff 10 pounds of potatoes into a 5 lb trunk. no.gif

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Then you can see all the extra potatoes lumping out everywhere. no.gif

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I don't mind lumpy potatoes but it's not for everybody. no.gif

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At least if you do have lumpy potatoes add a little extra gravy to cover it up.

What were we talking about again? confused

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MzHartz wrote:

I am totally with you on this one. I also thinks every woman is beautiful in her own way. But some people go beyond not knowing how to dress for their figure to the point where it is inappropriate.

This weekend I saw a girl wearing one of those tops that is slit from the breastbone down (to show off the tummy as opposed to the breasts), but this girl had a major case of dunlop. And it was more than just dunlop, she had stretch marks and skin discoloration. This is the type of top that I think doesn't look flattering on most people, but in this case, it was showing off the girl's worst feature. And she could've been a pretty girl!



Ew...I thik it's obvious when we have features better left concealed, so what possesses women to do that? I just don't get it. no.gif



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Sparky wrote:

I have started cutting a V in the back of my pants....hey cleavage is cleavage!!!! nod.gif




Sparky, do you apply sparkly lotion, too? It's all the rage these days for highlighting cleavage. nod.gif  wink  laughing.gif



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sparky I like potatoes too!smile

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There is a skill that most women do not have, and that is the technique of "FLAUNTING" what you have..... and hiding what you don't want to have...... but unfortunately you are stuck with. So with that said, everyone compliments me on my eyes, so I usually go out in public looking like this...:




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All kidding aside, you must accentuate the postive, and conceal the negative.

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aw but Darling that would hide your smile too!smile

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JD: Oh that is my weekday version, I change it to the open face one, on the weekends, so you can see my smile... smile.gif

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I agree - I do Baggy smile.gif

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