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> I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. If you have children you will
> probably relate to this father.)

> As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh
bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet
mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the
table in our backyard,! picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my
wife suddenly at my side. "Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I
get my sandwich," she said.

> I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching
again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.
>
> I love mustard.
> I had no napkin.
> I licked it off
> It was not mustard.
>
> No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have
sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the
sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue.
>
> Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, "Now
you know why they call that fancy mustard . . "Poupon."
>
> When you stop laughing, pass it on.

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lol, I thought this was gonna be a bzz agent thread about the new campaign!

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