I got my wife the new Brad Paisley CD for her birthday. He's a pretty funny and clever guy. He can really play that guitar too.
One of the songs is about how if love was an airplane, no one would get on. There's a part in it about the captain speaking: "We have a 6 in 10 chance of going down, thanks for flying with us today". If love was an airplane, no one would get on.
Also, there are a couple hidden tracks of clips and jokes from other famous people, mostly country artists. One of them was a joke:
My wife wanted something that would go from 0 to 160 in 10 seconds . . . so I bought her a bathroom scale.