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A Monday Funny.....


"Oh," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for 20 years!" furious.gifweirdface.gifbiggrin.gifhmm.gif

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I got my wife the new Brad Paisley CD for her birthday. He's a pretty funny and clever guy. He can really play that guitar too.

One of the songs is about how if love was an airplane, no one would get on. There's a part in it about the captain speaking: "We have a 6 in 10 chance of going down, thanks for flying with us today". If love was an airplane, no one would get on.

Also, there are a couple hidden tracks of clips and jokes from other famous people, mostly country artists. One of them was a joke:

My wife wanted something that would go from 0 to 160 in 10 seconds . . . so I bought her a bathroom scale.

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Brad is awesome! smile

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Too funny- especially the scale joke!

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