Q: Why do the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south?

A: Because Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks.



Q: What is the difference between a Bear fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.



Q: What do you call a male Viking fan in a room full

of beautiful women? A: Invisible.



Q: What do Viking fans miss most about a great party?

A: The invitation.



Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Chicago Bears?

A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.



Q: Why can't a Chicago Bear get into his own driveway?

A: Someone painted an end zone on it.



Q: What do you call a sober Viking fan?

A: A liar.



Q: Why is the bears quarterback unable to answer a telephone?

A: He can't find the receiver.



Q: What's the difference between a dead Packer fan lying in the road

and a dead Bears fan lying in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the Packer fan.



Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Minnesota ?

A: Because God couldn't find three wise men.



Q: What do you call it when a Viking fan wears green and gold?

A: Artificial intelligence.



Q: Why is it a good idea to bring a Bear fan along to a Packer game?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.



Q: How many people does it take to change a light

bulb at Soldier Field?

A: Three. One to change it and two to

talk about how good the old one was.



Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Bear fan,

and a smart Bear fan are walking down the street when

they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

A: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa

Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart Bear fan...and the

dumb Bear fan thought is was a gum wrapper.