A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table. "What are you doing?" asked his mom. "The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken," said the little boy. "I'm looking for the seal."
so simple, but made me smile
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"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll? When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before" -"Been There Before" by Hanson
How cute! Sounds like something my daughter would say. The other day, my daughter came to me and asked me how many calories were in the pack of candy she had been eating. I was really confused why she wanted to know. I told her that there were 200. She said, "Well, I am going to throw the rest away!" I asked her why and she said that she didn't want her teeth to hurt. She thought it meant cavities! Poor girl thought that there were 200 cavities per pack!
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"I like rice. Rice is great if you are hungry and want 2000 of something." - mitch hedberg
