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garougal


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I just had a very amusing conversation with my grandma. She calls me to confirm I am coming to Christmas dinner and then says I better let my boyfriend know whhat time so he can come too. After several reassurances I finally convinced her that yes, I would do just that. She concluded that conversation by saying he's a good man and he should be at the dinner. Hahaha!

Then she tells me she's going shopping at Southridge Mall tomorrow. Since I know she doesn't drive in the snow and would take the bus, I tell her I have to go there too and I could give her a ride. She says, "no, you're not invited. I might shop for you and you can't see so I hope I don't see you there."

Now I know, being a little old Japanese lady she doesn't realize how funny that sounds...and she puts it in such a sweet, matter-of-fact way I simply couldn't be offended. Isn't that hilarious? Honestly, the things seniors can get away with... rofl.gif

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laughing.gif  Since I've heard your grandmother's voice, I can imagine just how she sounded when she told you that!!!  biggrin

So you better not let her see you at the mall or I think she'd be upset with you seeing as how she's such a fiesty lady. 

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haha! your grandma just banned you from southridge! you are not invited to go to southridge!! you are NOT WELCOME there!smile



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I kNOW!!! Really, who gets banned form an entire mall by their grandmother? If I do go, I will be ready to duck out of sight before she notice me. laughing.gif

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man o man, public bus, far away, in the snow.....thats gonna be an all day event for her isn't it.....smile
still, you better not go. you are NOT INVITED!smile

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evileye Alright mister, don't rub it in. rofl.gif She is a piece of work!

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lmao.gif Do you think she'll pass my picture out to mall security so they can boot me out?

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They'll probably be stationed at each door with a pic in hand.  You might want to change your look to something like this:
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Good idea...I have some Elvis sunglasses, but I think I will need to get a wig and glue on some facial hair...tht should throw them off track. Hahaha!

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I'm gonna place my bet right now that she'll buy big things and will need your help to drive her home. but you will have to drive with your eyes closed because you can't see the gifts. don't worry, she'll tell you what to do in traffic. just don't look at anything.smile

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You underestimate the woman...she will find a way to do it herself, come hell or high water. Her determination is amazing when she gets her mind set. This old gal still insists on slowblowing her own driveway. no.gif

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I hope she gives better directions than my mother-in-law did.  She'd tell me to turn right, and when I did, she'd say "No Sandy, you just went the wrong way, weren't you listening to me?"  no.gif

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ghostdancer wrote:

I hope she gives better directions than my mother-in-law did.  She'd tell me to turn right, and when I did, she'd say "No Sandy, you just went the wrong way, weren't you listening to me?"  no.gif


Hahaha1 Actually, she DOES give great directions and really knows her way around the city. She would have made a great cabbie if she didn't suck at driving. wink



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