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I recently saw A chicken crossing the road. Man was it ever poultry in motion.



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Do IT folks in Australia call their networks the LAN down under?



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Would a cardboard belt would be a waist of paper?



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Shouldn't someone who works with robots be called a botonist? How about someone that lays floors, shouldn't they be called a Florist?

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I knew a guy that had a girlfriend with a wooden leg. After a while, he decided to break it off.



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If a short fortune-teller escapes from prison, would that be a small medium at large?



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I don't like going to funerals. I guess I'm just not a mourning person.



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My brother thinks he's a set of curtains! Can you believe that? He really needs to pull himself together.



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Do tall people sleep longer?



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Why doesn't a bicycle go both ways?

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Jeremy Riggs


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I don't know if these are original or not, but if they are you all could REALLY put a book together! These have been hilarious.

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With the exception of the roach clip / pot holder one, mine have all been original. smile.gif

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Mine have all been original until today . . . Today's came from a pun site.

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I agree with JR!!  I never fully realized that Sparky and Web both have such a fantastic sense of humor until they started their own one-liner thread!!  Funny, funny stuff guys!!!  biggrinsmile

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I've got a great name for a show about rashes on babies butts! We can call it Talcum in the Middle!

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Why haven't we ever really seen Grey's anatomy? I keep watchin!

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Do you think everytime RALPH hears someone throwing up he comes running?

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Do you think Paul Bunyan had corns?

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I wonder what kind of car Tom Cruise drives? A Dislexus?

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I wonder if Mr. Whipple and the Dunkin Donuts guy ever exchanged big fluffy rolls with holes in the middle?

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If you get sick when eating burnt toast, does that make you black-toast intolerant?

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Why aren't sub sammiches waterproof?

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We really need to get rid of our debt, but we just can't seem to budge it.



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The cost of this country's space program is simply astronomical.




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I'm thick and tired of being fat.



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I wanted to exercise last night, but it just didn't workout.



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I wonder if the shops in the Los Angeles airport sell LAXatives?



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I wonder if the steel mill has a lost and foundry box?



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Hehem....Buehler.....Buehler.....I mean Dylan.....Dylan..... smile.gif


It's a real strain when you pull a muscle while sifting sand.




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Sparkinator!  South Dakota'a favorite son.  How are ya?

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