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Why are big storms that have male names not called himacanes?





Kind of like a hermaroid?

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How come the doctor never says "This is going to hurt like hell, are you ready?"





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Yeah! They always tell you that you'll only feel a little prick!

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How come when someone wants you to do well, they tell you to break your leg?



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When someone says they have been bending over backwards for you isn't that just asking to get kicked in the crotch!

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How did the conversation go when someone ate the first egg . . . was it like:

"Hey, look . . . something just came out of that chicken's butt, let's eat it!"



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What temperature should you keep cold medicine at?

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How did the conversation go when someone ate the first egg . . . was it like:

"Hey, look . . . something just came out of that chicken's butt, let's eat it!"


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If you put cheese on top of a pizza would that be called a crust stuffed cheeza?

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I wonder if there is a Japanese word for "boink". ??



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Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?



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If you hear music through a speaker wouldn't it be called a singer?

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If Smiling Bob got sick would they give him penisillan?

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If you went to a store to get new blankets, would there be a cover charge?




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Has anyone actually seen a key-board made of wood?

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Are there male ladybugs ?



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Why is Uranus blue?



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wouldn't younger bugs be better at boxing than the elder ones?

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Why is Uranus blue?





From not reading the directions on the 2000 flushes bottle properly. hmm.gif

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If you were a victum of pomp and circumstance would you be a bad dancer?

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Wouldn't it be damp in the library from using the Dewey decimal system?

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How many raisins are in two scoops?





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Why do they always say "on the Rictor scale"? Are there so many other commonly used earthquake scales that we need to differentiate which scale was used?



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Do they call them roach clips because pot holder was allready taken?

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If you took the wheels off of a piece of furniture, would that be called casteration?



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I wonder what Lou Gherig would be thinking right about now?

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To be continued......

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Does the Cookie Monster only eat Monster Cookies?



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Why is "Favre" pronounced "Farve" ??

Doesn't the "v" come first?



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Can I contribute?

Why is she selling seashells by the seashore? Wouldn't she get more profit if she sold them somewhere you couldn't get them?

Then again, why do common tourist beaches sell sand in a bottle?

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