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Rice-A-Roni: What's a "roni" and how do you rice it?

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Shouldn't a nun be a commune-ist?

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Why don't they call nursing school a nursery?

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Do you think Rob the knob would be offended if you offered him some jerky?

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If stashing something means to hide, why is a mustache right there for everyone to see?

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Isn't coffee table a little misleading?

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If you throw a table into a pool what would you call it?

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Do football players wear baseball caps?

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If you worship footwear are you called a bootist? (no offense JD or G-gal) smile.gif

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Sparky kept cracking himself up with his one liners all night. giggle.gif

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i keep cracking up out loud and my co-workers keep asking "what are you laughing at in there?!!"
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Thanks folks Web & I will be here all week. biggrin.gif

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My head is spinning !! laughing.gif

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AC that is why I edited the post from "Deep thoughts" to Not so deep thoughts. biggrin.gif

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If you went to a store to get new blankets, would there be a cover charge?






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WebGuy wrote:


Why is Uranus blue?





From not reading the directions on the 2000 flushes bottle properly. hmm.gif



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Sparky wrote:

Do they call them roach clips because pot holder was allready taken?





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If you choke a smurf what color do you think he would turn?

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If you choke a smurf what color do you think he would turn?




laughing.gif After watching that cartoon for 5 minutes, I'm sure a lot of people would be willing to do that study!

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Why doesn't Dora just shut up and go exploring?



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Is there a reason you don't see too many kids named Adolf?

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Why do they sell beer and wine at Chuckee Cheese? And second part is why do you have to be measured under Chuckee's arm to drink it.

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Maybe the kids named Adolf are around us but we just can't see them?




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Are you paranoid too, or is it just me?



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If a man farts in the woods, how many mimes does it take to walk into a bar?

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Why do they sell beer and wine at Chuckee Cheese? And second part is why do you have to be measured under Chuckee's arm to drink it.





Do they really? I've never been to one.

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Somewhere out there in this world, there must be a fake McCoy running around and making people think its the real one.





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Do pickles use the phrase "cool as a cucumber" ? ?



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I know what they say, but I still don't think I would want to take a pen to a sword fight.




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