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Do plumbers have pipe dreams?



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Who do the Joneses try to keep up with?



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Be alert.

The world needs more lerts.




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If Gene Simmon's body is made into envelope glue when he dies . . . many letters will be sealed with a Kiss.




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Which part of the horse do they make glue out of? The glutius maximus?

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When someone tells you your zipper is open, it makes you wonder what they were doing looking there in the first place. Especially if it is a family member.

-- Edited by Sparky at 14:31, 2008-01-09

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Does anyone else get nervouse when you go to the dentist and he tells you he needs to perform a cavity search?

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Where is the band "Foreigner" from?



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Somewhere out there in this world, there must be a fake McCoy running around and making people think its the real one.







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If Gene Simmon's body is made into envelope glue when he dies . . . many letters will be sealed with a Kiss.






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"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll?
When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before"
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If Gene Simmon's body is made into envelope glue when he dies . . . many letters will be sealed with a Kiss.






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Just be thankfull he didn't say the Bunghole surfers! biggrin.gif

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If you pushed Michael McDonald down a hill would you be rolling a Doobie?




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If you pushed Michael McDonald down a hill would you be rolling a Doobie?






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"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll?
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If you pushed Michael McDonald down a hill would you be rolling a Doobie?


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I wonder if Jim Croce ever learned how to do needlepoint.

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Do you think Old Faithfull ever gets nervous about not being able to perform? There goes his reputation!

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The phrase "So I can put a roof over your head" well that's fine and dandy Dad but some walls would be nice too!

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If the Blue Osyter cult joined with Joan Jett, would the new band be "Jett Blue".



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Does John Parr play golf?



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Where do you suppose George Wendt?

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If "The Cars" joined "Matchbox Twenty", would they be the "Matchbox Cars" ?

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Will Michael Jackson's nose grow back?



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If "The Cars" joined "Matchbox Twenty", would they be the "Matchbox Cars" ?





If you threw in a couple members from the Corrs, could you get a DUI?

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Do you think Chevy Chase and Glenn Ford secretly hated each other?

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If Sheryl Crow joined up with the Rolling Stones, would they call it "Old Crow" ??



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If "The Cars" joined "Matchbox Twenty", would they be the "Matchbox Cars" ?



 



If you threw in a couple members from the Corrs, could you get a DUI?

 



 

Yes, but that would get The Police involved.


 


 

 



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Sparky wrote:

 

WebGuy wrote:


If "The Cars" joined "Matchbox Twenty", would they be the "Matchbox Cars" ?



 



If you threw in a couple members from the Corrs, could you get a DUI?

 



 

Yes, but that would get The Police involved.


 


 

 





Darn Sting operations!

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If the Rolling Stones merged with Styx, would it be "Styx and Stones" ??



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I wonder if kidnappers carried around Trapper Keepers in grade school?

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Sparky wrote:

 

WebGuy wrote:

 

Sparky wrote:

 

WebGuy wrote:


If "The Cars" joined "Matchbox Twenty", would they be the "Matchbox Cars" ?



 



If you threw in a couple members from the Corrs, could you get a DUI?

 



 

Yes, but that would get The Police involved.


 


 

 



 



Darn Sting operations!

 



 

They would put out a Warrant on ya.

 



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