Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the stove.

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If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

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What have you done wrong if your wife walks into the living room and slaps you.
You have left the chain to long.

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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