If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you, or if you simply want to make your flight more interesting, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as
if praying

6. Then run this screen: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Enjoy!