A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the
man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry
to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End