I was barely sitting down at the airport washroom, when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, Hi, how are you?

Im not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I dont know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, Doin just fine!

And the other person says, So what are you up to?

What kind of question is that? At that point, Im thinking this is too bizarre so I say: Uhhh, Im like you, just traveling!

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. Can I come over?

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them No..Im a little busy right now!!!

Then I hear the person say nervously, Listen, Ill have to call you back. Theres an idiot in the other stall who keeps trying to talk to me.