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Dumb Laws in North Carolina


The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine.
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No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
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Its against the law to sing off key.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

If a man and a woman who arent married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent

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Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.
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A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold.
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Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
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Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.
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Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.
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While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

So another words this became a law because someone witnessed two people doing weirdo things in their home with the curtains open.

How about the law that says people gawking at someone while doing the deed hanging from the chandelier in their own home should have their brain removed!

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"No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church."
Hey kids, today we're going to learn how to read palms! You know, I actually have a fortune teller down the street from me.

"Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields."
But then what DO you use?

"While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled."
Wow, now that takes flexibility.

"It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard."
Darn.

"Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them."
I think this is the law in many states. I want to say that there's one state that you have to buy some sort of tax stamp.

"A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold."
Only a $3 tax? Heck, make all large purchases white! White house, white car...


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"It is against the law to sing off key."

We have a lot to explain with Kellie Picklerhmm

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Oh, they've since added .... "unless you have breast implants."



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riggs you'll never win powerball now!

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I'll ask Jenn to hold my lottery tickets in her purse wink.gif

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Last year they actually took the lottery law out and started up a lottery. We have Power Ball now!clap.gif

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

I'll ask Jenn to hold my lottery tickets in her purse wink.gif


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