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Dumb Laws in Indiana


Dumb Laws in Indiana


Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.

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Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.

If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.

Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.

The value of Pi is 3.
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It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
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One may not sniff glue.
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A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.
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Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.

Oral sex is illegal.

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.

It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
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Liquor stores may not sell milk.
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Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.

You can get out of paying for a dependents medical care by praying for him/her.
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One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.

Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.


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"Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March."

Please explain this one!hmm


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It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.

It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.

Liquor stores may not sell milk.

Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.

One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.

The pitiful part is that all of the above are actually enforced. (Though the backing into a parking spot one is usually only enforced when you pay for parking, and I've only seen it enforced in Bloomington.)

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Oh, and there's no alcohol sales on Sunday here either, unless you run an establishment (like a bar or winery). So basically, you can't buy a bottle of wine at the liquor store or grocery store on Sunday, but you can buy it from a winery or a restaurant.

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You can get out of paying for a dependents medical care by praying for him/her.

I LOVE THE MEDICAL PLAN HERE!!!!!!!!


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