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10 Real-life Excuses...


...for Being Late to Work

1.  While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.

2.  Someone stole all my daffodils.

3.  I had to go audition for American Idol.

4.  My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.

5.  My route to work was shut down by a presidential motorcade.

6.  I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job.

7.  I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

8.  The line was too long at Starbucks.

9.  I was trying to get my gun back from the police.

10.  I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawnshops were closed.

...for Calling in Sick

1. At her sisters wedding, an employee chipped her tooth on a mint julep, bent over to spit it out, hit her head on a keg and was knocked unconscious.

2. While at a circus, a tiger urinated on the employees ear, causing an ear infection.

3. An employees dog wasnt feeling well, so the employee tasted the dogs food and then got sick.

4. Someone put LSD in my salad.

5. An employees roommate locked all his clothes in a shed for spite. 

6. Stuck on an island canoe floated away.

7. An employee was upset because his favorite "American Idol" contestant was voted off.

8.  I didnt think I had to come in if I had time in my vacation bank. I thought I could take it whenever I wanted.

9. An employee said he wasnt feeling well and wanted to rest up for the companys holiday party that night.

10. A groundhog bit the employees car tire, causing it to go flat.


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8. The line was too long at Starbucks.


*raises hand* Guilty.

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MzHartz wrote:

8. The line was too long at Starbucks.


*raises hand* Guilty.



laughing.gif Hey, it sounds like a good reason to me!



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ashamed.gif i knew that i was going to be late this morning, so i stopped at the donut shop and brought ham & cheese croisants for the other three people here today -- it's hard to be mad at someone if they bring food biggrin.gif

4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.
we actually had a guy who's girlfriend did this to him when he wouldn't come home from the Elk's Lodge one evening.

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garougal wrote:

 

...for Being Late to Work

2. Someone stole all my daffodils. weirdface.gif

 

4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work. (unfortunately I can see that happening)


10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawnshops were closed. (that's pretty much what it has come down to eh?)

...for Calling in Sick


9. An employee said he wasnt feeling well and wanted to rest up for the companys holiday party that night.

We have had employees call in sick that day but show up at the party. Our party is usually a 2fer. The actual party is on Sat but there are other activities at the hotel on Friday night as well.


 




 



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There are no bad excuses...only crabby bosses

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8.  I didnt think I had to come in if I had time in my vacation bank. I thought I could take it whenever I wanted.

When I worked at the life insurance company, they had something like this.  If you worked 10 weeks in a row without taking a sick day, you earned a full day off with pay that you could take whenever you wanted.  All I had to do was call in and tell my supervisor I was taking my earned day.  That was one of many great perks I had at that job.  smile

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ghostdancer wrote:

8. I didnt think I had to come in if I had time in my vacation bank. I thought I could take it whenever I wanted.

When I worked at the life insurance company, they had something like this. If you worked 10 weeks in a row without taking a sick day, you earned a full day off with pay that you could take whenever you wanted. All I had to do was call in and tell my supervisor I was taking my earned day. That was one of many great perks I had at that job. smile



Oh, I like that, so that the people who don't take sick days all the time get rewarded for picking up others slack.

 



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Yeah, it was a great incentive Mz.  You'd be surprised at how many people couldn't make it through the 10 week period.  Taking vacation days or these earned days didn't reset the count for the 10 week period, but sick days did. 

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I like the gas one. Especially now with our gas prices at 4.65 a gallon. I should call and say, here's a dollar. That's what it would cost me to come to work today.

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