Because if you move into Bubbletown without me, I'll miss you.  There wouldn't be anyone around for me to have a good debate with, nobody for the Cram It Bunny to come and visit, no one to take cheap shots at, and no one to call me Flamey. My life would lose all purpose. 

  I can!!

Of course, within a year, they'd all be Liberal converts and you'd be the only conservative left.  But I'd let you stay in Bubbletown.  As long as you're alive, there's always hope that I could convert you too. 

What, are you afraid it's true and I could do it???? 

You way overestimate my powers of persuasion.   

Well, thanks for the compliment, I think. 


So does that mean I can now call you the L word???