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"We put the "K" in quality!"



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"We put the "K" in quality!"


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we also cross your i's and dot your t's too at no extra charge.smile

 



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How can one guy change his voice so much? Every few weeks I get a call and the caller says "Hi, I'm the guy who makes all those cool custom imprinted pens that you see and love so much!"

But, every time "he" calls, he sounds different. AND, if he's the guy that makes all those pens, how does he have time to call me and make bad jokes? Doesn't he have pens to make?

I ask "him" that very question every time "he" calls, but he won't give me an answer. cry.gif

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I hate any phone calls that turn out to be recordings. It shouldn't even be legal.

The worst offenders are the politicians around election time.

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

why is it that you're never able to recognize the happiest moments of your life when you're in the midst of them?



Why, what did you miss recognizing? wink giggle.gif



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This one bugged me so much today that I had to go get an answer...

Why are the buttons on men's and women's shirts on different sides?

In the early days, men dressed themselves, thus their buttons were where it worked for them to button them with their right hand. Ladies were dressed by servants, thus their buttons were where it worked for the servants in front of them, to button them with their right hand.

Also, men's shirts buttoned left over right so that when they drew their swords (from the left side by the right hand) the sword handle would not snag the shirt or coat.

Another explanation: The first button jackets for men were modeled after the latching designs of armor, which were designed to stop a right-handed opponent from jamming a pike through the seam. He also suggests that the left-side buttons on women's clothes may have been intended to facilitate nursing an infant on the side closest to the woman's heart.

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garougal wrote:

 

JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

why is it that you're never able to recognize the happiest moments of your life when you're in the midst of them?



Why, what did you miss recognizing? winkgiggle.gif

 



 lol thats actually the blurred text in this comic....thats where I got it from.smile


 

 



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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

garougal wrote:


JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

why is it that you're never able to recognize the happiest moments of your life when you're in the midst of them?



Why, what did you miss recognizing? winkgiggle.gif




 lol thats actually the blurred text in this comic....thats where I got it from.smile





laughing.gif Good comic! Also a good question...



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I wonder what happened to cause the crash...

Otis Redding, his manager, the pilot, and four members of his backup band, The Bar-Kays, were killed when his chartered plane crashed into Lake Monona in Madison, Wisconsin, on December 10, 1967. The two remaining Bar-Kays were Ben Cauley and James Alexander. Cauley was the only person aboard Redding's plane to survive the crash. Alexander was on another plane, since there were eight members in Redding's party and the chartered plane could only hold seven, and it was Alexander's turn in the rotation to take a commercial flight. Cauley reported that he had been asleep until just seconds before impact, and recalled that upon waking he saw bandmate Phalon Jones look out a window and say, "Oh, no!" Cauley said the last thing he remembered before the crash was unbuckling his seatbelt. He then found himself in the frigid waters of the lake, grasping a seat cushion to keep afloat[3].

Redding's body was recovered the next day when the lake bed was searched. The cause of the crash was never precisely determined. cry



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what the heck does no fat cheddar cheese become when you try and melt it, like in a microwave, for nachos?confused.gif

this certainly isn't melted cheddar cheese. its more like a yellow putty & cardboard mix....hmm.gif

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laughing.gif The other night I was told to add a little milk JD, it will smoove it out a bit.

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How's the nachos?

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aw man I will keep that in mind sparky. or just wont go fat free again!!!

they are pretty darn good tho, even with the cheese caulk.smile.gif

I've got this Mrs Renfros jalepeno salsa that is just yum!!! hot, but not too hot. good stuff! lick.gif

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I wonder how much "on the job experience" means finding out the most efficient and effective way to be a weasle.confused

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how can the icecream truck man positively not go insane listening to that annoying Pop Goes The Weasel song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again?

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how is it that the world population is ever-increasing, but we are told again and again that there will not be enough workers paying into social security to make the program viable by the time we reach retirement age? Its got to be a lie.

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It's because more and more people are living to be older and older.

Plus, I'm pretty sure the Democrats skim a bunch of the SS money to pay their hookers wink.gif

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Larry Craig's a Republican, what do you mean???confused

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

Larry Craig's a Republican, what do you mean???confused

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Actually, I'm pretty sure Larry is a Democratic operative working undercover in the Republican party.

You bastages ALWAYS pull that crap on us!!! angered.gif


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lol one taken from The Book of Republican Logic by G.W. Bush. nicely played.smile

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Plaid pants. Especially on women. Why?!

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Why businesses bother with a website if they're not going to maintain it.

A local jeweler here has a crappy website, clearly built by some hack who just threw something together.

I emailed a question and it's been a week, still no reponse.

This jeweler will never see a dime of my business now, all because they have a website that looks like they just don't care and they won't asnwer emails in a timely fashion.

If you're not going to maintain the site and respond to emails then you're better off just not having a site and forcing people to call you with questions.

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r u lookin to buy some bling bling?confused

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Yeah, I wanted to get one of those heavy gold chains with a big ol' clock on it like the ol' tyme rappa's biggrin.gif

Actually, I was just going to have some stuff cleaned.

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Having the family jewels cleaned Riggs?

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Nah. I gotta go to the seedy side of town to have that done hmm.gif

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what, your toofs?confused

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Dylan wrote:

Having the family jewels cleaned Riggs?



 ha!biggrin



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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

This jeweler will never see a dime of my business now, all because they have a website that looks like they just don't care and they won't asnwer emails in a timely fashion.

I hope you are buying me something nice. Remember, my birthstone is an Emerald.



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