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RE: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm..."


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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

This jeweler will never see a dime of my business now, all because they have a website that looks like they just don't care and they won't asnwer emails in a timely fashion.


I hope you are buying me something nice. Remember, my birthstone is an Emerald.

 




 That's a shame.  If your birthstone were glass I'd give it some consideration.  hmm.gif



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Gee whiz. What's a girl gotta do to have someone buy her pretty things?

What if I threw in some tastykakes?

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where do dreams go when they die?confused

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Disneyland.




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WebGuy wrote:


Disneyland.




 lol "I could have been an actor, but I wound up here...."smile



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WFTR wrote:

Hot dogs come in packages of 10, buns in packages of 8.  Do you realize how many of them you have to buy before they come up even?






double stack or share with your friends that are on the low carb diet.weirdface.gif

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I can't believe that the music of Millie Vanilli was ever considered Grammy worthy, much less who actually sang it....

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what the heck is up with people using "we" when there is only one person there?

How are We doing today?

I'm fine. How are you?

We're doing great.

who the hell you mean? you got an invisible friend??

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

how is it that the world population is ever-increasing, but we are told again and again that there will not be enough workers paying into social security to make the program viable by the time we reach retirement age? Its got to be a lie.




Taxes-Schmaxes! Do everything you can for ca$h! Then, SS doesn't get anything. Sort of like being a legal version of the illegal. hmmm.



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seriously, what would dolly parton know about working 9-5??hmm

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Where did Pambo & Mema go? hmmmmmm......hmm.gif

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Yeah! Where did MadMema go? She used to show up and give us updates on YOU! smile:

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Mema is around. We eat lunch together almost every day. She's Ms. Busy Lady though.

I gotta remind her to get on sometime. smile.gif

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Yes. She should never be too busy to say hello to her dear FFR friends no.gif

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I gotta get on that woman...hahahahaha!!!

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in many ways my job often seems to be to make the obvious, obvious to arrogant boneheads.

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Hey wait... when did you start working with me?

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it should be totally obvious that I dont......angered.gif


rofl.gifrofl.gifwink.gif

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lmao.gif I can see that someone wore his Captain Obvious undies on the outside today!

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I used my second pair to make me a nice captain obvious mask too. smile

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Doe Captain Obvious have a sidekick? confused

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Bastard, the Weasle? confused

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Actually, the weasle sidekick's name is NoDUH. laughing.gif

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What is NoDuh's uniform M?

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Unitard with the red circle with a slash through it over the word DUH on the chest... red cape attached to the little spikey collar around his neck.

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Mema,I see you have a knack for this.  Now that you mention it, it seems so obvious! biggrin

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HAHAHAA... it's work from home Thursday so OBVIOUSLY I'm still wearing my Captain Obvious jammies. (try not to spork out your own brain to rid yourself of that mental picture!) laughing.gif

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rid myself of it?  I am assembling a team of police sketch artists to preserve and frame! biggrin

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lmao.gif Somewhere in life there is an actual Pambo and Michele comic book. One of Pambo's friends drew it after talking to me on the phone about a work related thing. He'd done previous Pambo comics. Guess I said something that inspired a new one. Just remember to picture my diamond studded bowler along with the jammies!

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I see you know how to accessorize. biggrin

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