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RE: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm..."


ooo I've got one...why is it that I can time (down to the second) when people are going come to my desk asking for my "help" (help actually means, I'm leaving do this for me K?...k) at 4:00? I call it the 4:00 pileup. Every friggin day...my favorite is, if I'm not at my desk (rare) they put it in my chair with a sticky note...I absolutely LOVE the people I work with.

However, my boss is a saint, as she did give me hot chocolate and went out to the pharmacy to get my sick butt a blanket and cough drops. Shelly rocks like slayer...

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Did your mom and I not adequately warn you about the 4PM dump & run before you started working in telecom? It's a corporate tradition.

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yes, but still...it blows big you know what's

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Yes, yes it does.

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Have you ever met a WHITE girl named Ebony?confused

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i have one too... hmmm, is she jealous? my co-woker gets a bit passive agressive when i'm asked repeatedly by our salesmen to do little things that she can do. For example, one guy will come looking for me or will call me for a proposal number.

this afternoon, she asked me why and i just shurgged my shoulders "don't know..."
then when he came in she asked him, "why don't you ask me? i can get them for you..."

i didn't realize we were in some sort of competition... hmmmmm....

-- Edited by disco strangler at 14:34, 2008-09-25

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All things Springer-esque...hmmmmm.....

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it seems like a lot of young girls try to act older than they are, and it seems that a lot of women who should know better try to act younger than they are.hmm

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It averages out... we try to stay the same age forever. smile.gif

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y'all aiming for 23?smile

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Not me... 23 sucked. I'm going for eternally 32.

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do you suppose the guys in Air Supply thought "dudes, lets make a band to rock out and meet chicks?"hmm.gif

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..and where do you suppose these guys met- like a candy store or somethin?hmm.gif

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Economy sucks.

Portfolios are in the toilet.

Woe is me.

Yet the Saints stadium is packed full of paying fans.



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hey?hmm.gif

I for one am happy its on FREE tv. although certainly not with THIS score. I can save a little energy and money by turning it offidea.gif.

(CLICK)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........................

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I read this somewhere yesterday- I forget where- but I thought it was pretty brilliant-


We celebrate christmas by buying things we don't need with money we don't have.

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This doll is not a toy.
It is a fine collectable to be
enjoyed by adult collectors.

"Jingles" can be yours for just $29.99* ...

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awe JD as a baby captured perfectly! biggrin

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baby?
heck that was last week.smile.gif

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disco strangler wrote:



This doll is not a toy.
It is a fine collectable to be
enjoyed by adult collectors.

"Jingles" can be yours for just $29.99* ...

blankstare.gif






My son looked EXACTLY like this when he was born.

That's it. I'm getting one. biggrin.gif

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Maybe the smartest thing we learn in college is to live like paupers....hmm.gif

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I think its ironic that admin professionals day and earth day fall on the same day this year...



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Supervisor. Must be Greek or Latin for Stupid ****.disbelief

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Image: Taliban Commander Fateh in Buner, Pakistan.

This is a picture of Taliban Commander Fateh taken in Buner, Pakistan. Is it just me, or is he wearing the bee-keeper suit that the Taliban forces women to wear? Doesn't this qualify as "cross dressing"?

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laughing.gif

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Here is an excerpt from the NBC news story I pulled that picture from:

Fateh was meticulously turned out in a silky black turban that hung low on his clean, pressed tunic. He wore expensive-looking light brown leather ankle boots, and his long black beard gave off a heady smell of musk-scented oil in the afternoon sun.

"This was no ordinary Taliban commander," said an NBC cameraman, who caught up with Fateh in Buner.  "Most of them are scruffy. This guy was different. I wanted to ask him where he got his shoes."


laughing.gif Sister, you need a really rockin handbag to go with that outfit!



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omg... now the taliban is becomming "razzle-dazzle"

"He wore expensive-looking light brown leather ankle boots, and his long black beard gave off a heady smell of musk-scented oil in the afternoon sun."

He's dressing uptown and smells nice... sounds like a nice enough guy  disbelief

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rofl.gif Proof that everybody has their fancy boys... even the Taliban. Next thing you know, he's gonna get that unibrow waxed and start wearing rhinestones.

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laughing.gif



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Will that make him a rhinestone cowboy?

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