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Church Play-by-play



This may only be funny to church goers, but its a good satire of a church service play-by-play.




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The running score on the bottom was hilarious.  My favorite was pre-tax tithe vs after tax-tithe.  The over/under in Vegas is on After tax tithe. biggrin

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Yeah, I didn't notice those the first couple times I watched it. Those are great. smile.gif

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I liked the OVERLOUD singer, always one or ten of those at church smile.gif

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Nothing wrong with a little enthusiasm...especially since alot of people dont sing.

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If only once in awhile the oversingers had an actual talent for singing, it might not be so bad hmm.gif

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God gave em that voice..He's probably just glad they are there.

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Just cause he gave it to em' doesn't mean he told em' they gotta use it to sing and drown out everybody else evileye.gif

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Riggs were you abducted and abused by an over loud singer...gotta tell ya the drapes aint matching the curtains here.

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Exhibit A.   I rest my case biggrin.gif

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Dylan wrote:

Riggs were you abducted and abused by an over loud singer...gotta tell ya the drapes aint matching the curtains here.



That doesn't even make sense no.gif

I think it's time for your mid day nap grandpa nana.gif

 



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Good Lord, kill the fly with the sledge hammer, but that is an EXTREME case...cant say I was ever exposed to pure evil of that magnitude in church.

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My church has an overly loud and bad bass player. I think its just that no one has the heart to tell him to give it up.

Oh, and NIV Is ahead of King James 9 to 1.



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I learned my methods from Web. He viciously attacked me the other day just because I said he'd feel at home dressed up in a Heino costume.

I'm still licking my wounds from his reply. tears.gif

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

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You Don't Mess With The WebGuy

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Bah, I mess with the Webguy all the time. I just lose a lot hmm.gif

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Its ok, so did the JR Whitesox.

Speaking of rotissierie...How did your club fare?

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Nice bounceback last night actually. Woke up this morning in sixth place. There are still six teams that haven't even had a pitcher throw a ball yet, and after almost 30 innings my staff era is an amazing 1.90. So I think as soon as everyone has some innings under their belt I'll zip up to number one in ERA and WHIP. That should put me in the top three overall.

By the way, I think I recruited Fuzzy for the SGBL Fantasy League in 2009. Next up I'm gonna work on SG biggrin.gif

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Riggs, you and I are rank amateurs next to Fuzzy...she crunches numbers for a living. You and I will officially become Rich and Tresch. You IDiooooooot!

-- Edited by Dylan at 18:34, 2008-07-08

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D'oh! doh.gif

You're right. What was I thinking! confused.gif

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When she comes to sign up, pretend you arent home, turn out the lights and maybe she wont sign up...then she cant kick our butts in the fantasy league...its just crazy enough that it just might work.

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