I had such high hopes for you webster. The best baseball fans are the new ones. With their eye's wide open and full of wonder at their discovery of the greatest game man has ever played.
But you truly disappointed me. You came into it with an anti-baseball attitude and refused to give it a fair chance. You wanted to dislike it, so you did.
The only person you've hurt here is yourself. You've cheated yourself of unknown joy and happiness. I cry for you Web. Sure, I need the aid of a peeled onion to do it, but I cry fro you.
That was a family joke for the longest time...when we were little, my dad would go to the grocery store after stopping at a road side stand for corn, and he would tell us kids...."stay in the car and guard the corn"...