Lindsey Lohan is gay?

That's a girl?

Here they are at Cannes.  She looks a little more female here.

still gross

and not grossed out about her being a lesbian, because I actually think women are beautiful .... however this girl is just not doing it for me.... she's too skinny... and yucky.

LINDSAY Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson are reportedly set to marry, with plans to exchange vows at a private ceremony in Los Angeles.

The Mean Girls actress who only recently confirmed she was in a same-sex relationship with DJ Samantha is planning to exchange vows with her lover later this year, and her mother Dina has already started planning a lavish party.

A source said: They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as just good friends'.

But they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life - so they want to make their romance public. Dina is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year.

It is believed the nuptials could take place in November around the same time Lohan releases her new album Spirit In The Dark.

The 22-year-old star has already bought a white Chanel mini-dress for the ceremony, while Ronson the sister of super-producer Mark Ronson - is toying with the idea of wearing a black suit and top hat.

Friends and relatives will attend the special day, with Dina determined to make the event the perfect way to welcome Sam into the family.

Meanwhile, Lohan blasted a Los Angeles police chief who joked she had gone gay last week.

She said: Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate.

Chief William Bratton made the remark as he explained why he did not support new rules to curb paparazzi in Los Angeles.

He said: If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody - thank God - and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.

Sam sure likes that hat

wait....

Oh man, that'll be one messy divorce.

Wait, I should clarify which stereotype I'm using here. It's a Hollywood relationship with an addict who's trying to find herself. That'll be a messy divorce. I'd guess most lesbian couples have about the same chance of divorce as heterosexual marriages do right now. Which I guess isn't saying much either.

I'm going to stop before this hole I'm digging gets any deeper.

She always look like she is high.

It is just so sad... it would not matter who Ms. Lohan was marrying... it would still be sad. It would be one thing if she had a concept of who she is as a person, which she obviously doesn't, but dragging another person into it is just flat out wrong. I guess I'm picturing this turning into another Anne Hecht situation at some point, only with lots of booze and drugs in the mix.

And it will likely be Sam in this case. I have no clue what that woman is like but it sounds like a recipe for disaster to me. If Lindsey is gay, more power to her. Perhaps confusion and misplaced expectations were part of the reason she has been such a mess. Maybe this is the path for her... I'd just think it would be wiser to be ON the path for a bit instead of careening from rehab to "oh, I guess I'm gay". Time will tell.

confuzzed wrote:

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I wonder what all the guys that she slept with are thinking.

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That they'd like to watch. 

That or "Man, if I'd have known that then I coulda hooked up the three way!"

that they would like to join most likely.