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Ruby


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Colonoscopies

are no joke , but these

comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed

that the following are actual comments made by his patients

(predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:





1.

'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!





2.

'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'





3.

'Can you hear me NOW?'



4.

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'





5.

'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'





6.

'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'





7.

'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'





8.

'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'



9.

'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!





10.

'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'





11.

'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'





12.

'God, now I know why I am not gay.'



And

the best one of all..



13.

'Could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up

there?'

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'Could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up

there?'



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Jeremy Riggs


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I love em' all! I gotta save em' for when I get my first one bleh.gif

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jeez I was told when I was 20 that by the time I was 40, it would be microfiber technology. no.gif

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Pambo


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It took me a long time to even open this thread...just based on the title. EW! doh.gif

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Awe, come on... it's no worse than the "how to prepare for your first mammogram".

Reminds me of another "trip with Momma and Bob" story... We spent Friday in DC doing the tourist thing... ended the day having dinner at Benihana then more drinks at Pizzaria Uno in Georgetown. During the somewhat wandering trip back to the hotel, hadda stop at a gas station for a map and to use the restroom. Bob of course went first into the restroom. When he came out, he smiled at me and said, "Well, I can't say I didn't get a piece of @$$ while I was in Virginia!" I just looked at him funny, then went in to do my business. MAN DID IT STINK IN THERE!! When I walked back out, he was still standing there grinning. I gave him a look and said, "You are just foul! There is something wrong with you! You didn't get a piece in there, but I think you LEFT a piece!" He cracked up laughing and said, "Sure I did! It was that one-ply toilet paper... finger went right through it!" bleh.gifdoh.gifashamed.gif

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Pambo


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There are just some thing that you don't wanna know...crying.gif

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I told him that he committed an oversharing violation... roughing the listener! I'm tellin' you... he just ain't right. no.gif

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Pambo


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Sounds like LOTS of him just ain't right. hmm.gif

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Amazing what a few drinks will do for you. He was all weirded out about Momma's bio-hazard event at the Nat'l Air & Space Museum earlier in the day but had utterly no issue telling me all about slipping himself the stink finger. Like I need to know THAT!!

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blehblehblehblehblehblehblehbleh lol

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