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The tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body

(I think some people here knew this already.)

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87% of people put their peanut butter above the jelly in their sandwiches.

(I must be in the minority.)

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MzHartz wrote:

87% of people put their peanut butter above the jelly in their sandwiches.

(I must be in the minority.)



oh come on!  You're one of the 13%?!?  WTH!

Think about it, it just makes sense.  The peanut butter isn't going anywhere when you flip it over to put it on top of the jelly side.  The jelly side would run and drip as you flip it over, leaving at best uneven coverage on the slice of bread and at worst jelly drippings all over your table and down the side of your sandwich.

I'm really disappointed in you MZ  no.gif

 



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MzHartz wrote:

87% of people put their peanut butter above the jelly in their sandwiches.

(I must be in the minority.)



oh come on!  You're one of the 13%?!?  WTH!

Think about it, it just makes sense.  The peanut butter isn't going anywhere when you flip it over to put it on top of the jelly side.  The jelly side would run and drip as you flip it over, leaving at best uneven coverage on the slice of bread and at worst jelly drippings all over your table and down the side of your sandwich.

I'm really disappointed in you MZ  no.gif

 

 



I don't flip it over, I put the pieces together simultaneously.  Or if I do flip one over, I put the peanut butter one on the top and then turn the whole sandwich over.

And with the jelly on top, the peanut butter kind of keeps it in the sandwich.  When the jelly's on bottom, it can squirt out easier.

 



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Do you have any charts or graphs to illustrate your method and prove your PB&J hypothesis?

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Do you have any charts or graphs to illustrate your method and prove your PB&J hypothesis?



Come on over, and we'll make a night of PBJ experiments.  (I don't know how many I could eat in a row without getting my mouth stuck shut, so I'll need help.)

Plus, it's tastier with the jelly on top.

 



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MzHartz wrote:

87% of people put their peanut butter above the jelly in their sandwiches.

(I must be in the minority.)



peanut butter goes first! peanut butter goes first! angered.gif

 



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Any month that starts on a Sunday will have a Friday the 13th.




 thats kinda cool to know.



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MzHartz wrote:

87% of people put their peanut butter above the jelly in their sandwiches.

(I must be in the minority.)



peanut butter goes first! peanut butter goes first! angered.gif

 

 



Er, is "first" top or bottom?

 



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I don't like peanut butter & a J&J sandwich kinda negates the argument, huh?

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bottom!! sniff.gif

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

bottom!! sniff.gif



Awesome, then I'm not the only one!

 



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Don't ask me... peanutbutter on both sides

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lol I havent had a pbj since 1984. but back then, peanut butter on the bottom! evileye

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Mad Mema wrote:

Don't ask me... peanutbutter on both sides






Figures. You like 2 peanut butters. I like 2 Jellies.

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So I asked my husband what side he puts the jelly on. He really doesn't know. no.gif

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I jelly the heck out of it too... so it really doesn't matter. I get jelly everywhere.

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I'm in the minority too.  I put the peanut butter on first (bottom) then put the jelly on, then the top slice of bread.  I don't do peanut butter on one slice, jelly on the other. 

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yea thats what I mean sandy.smile.gif the peanut butter spreads better on the bread than it would over a layer of jelly. jelly is more goopy. plus, the adhesive quality of peanut butter helps keep the jelly from getting out of line.smile.gif

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