I LOVE the short bus!!! All the best people ride the short bus!! It's where the party's REALLY at!!
You're stuck with the long, boring bus and all those old ladies with blue hair, sagging nylons, and thick soled black tie shoes. They call you "Sonny" and make you listen to them talk about all their illnesses in great, lengthy detail. You're never getting off the "blue haired" bus. Sorry....it stinks to be you, doesn't it??