O.K. I need some revenge. My husband called and said our taxes were done. I was expecting a tax refund, but he said NOOOOOOOO! We were going to have to pay $762. AND we owed state of Missouri $124. Not that we don't have it, but I wanted money back. I was crushed and upset. He was LYING! I have to get him back. So dig deep guys and let me know the best revenge you ever got on someone. Did you saran wrap the toilets at somebody's house after a huge drinking binge when you knew your buddy was going to hurl and not notice the difference? Something to that effect? I need ideas. He must pay!
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
I have some VERY good ones, but they were mostly done TO me.
When I took a vacation one year I left my car at work in the parking lot so I wouldn't have to worry about moving it side to side for night parking.
While I was gone my friends moved it to a hidden part of the lot using a fork lift (I don't know why they didn't just put it in nuetral and push it), then filled it from floor to ceiling with FINELY shredded paper out of the paper shredders at work and locked it.
There had to be hundreds of pounds of shredded paper in there.
They also once covered the entire car in chocolate pudding, complete with whip cream and a cherry on top, while I was inside working the third shift at my job.
I drove up to a car wash, washed it off, then got out to put gas in, reached in and realized the entire cap area was also covered with chocolate pudding. This was before the days of pay at the pump, so I wound up going into the store with a hand full of chocolate pudding which looked to the clerk like, well, you know :(
But since you're MARRIED to the guy your getting revenge on, neither of these would be good since they'll only hurt you as well
I did this one to my wife. I called her at home from the office saying that I had just been notified that action had been taken against us and a judge had frozen the bank accounts and we need to contact an attorney immediately.
I liked this one too. I called her and told her that XYZ, you can make it up, credit card company just called me at the office looking for payment against a $50,000 total bill that had been charged in Las Vegas two months ago--adding that we must be the subjects of identity theft. In the meantime this same credit card company has suspended the existing credit on our other card. I embellished that one a bit. I asked her what she had done in Vegas and why she didn't tell me that she received another credit card, where was the bill etc.
This one works well, take his belongings out of his vehicle right before you know he's going to be driving it. Radar detector, cd's etc. then leave the door ajar. He will think someone broke in.
Or smear vaseline under the door handle of his car.
Depending on what kind of vehicle he drives this one may or may not work. You can cut a bicycle inertube in half and tie it around his drive shaft so when he moves it sounds like he has a flat tire everytime the tube slaps the under side of the car. Have fun!
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quote: Originally posted by: Sparky "Another one that works well is to take all of his underware and mist them with a spray bottle and put them in the freezer!"
Wow, thanks guys! I knew you guys would come through!
I knew this guy...sounds like JD's topic a while ago...anyway, he was REALLY bad. He would get mad at someone in the winter time and would pee on their door handles. It would freeze and then, well, you know. I always thought that was so disgusting.
And a word of advice. Don't EVER put bologna on someones hood in the sun. It will burn a hole right in the paint.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
I used to do the icy hot in the shorts to my brother all the time. He ended up being a neuclear physicist, and I cannot belive he would still hop and skip around everytime. I would have thought he was smarter than that.
A certain RIGGS did not come out to pizza with a group of friends we hang with so we saran wrapped his porch! AAAAHAAAAAA It was lisa's idea I swear!!!
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"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus. Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
I got a little bit of revenge. It wasn't great, but it worked - for now, until I get him back better - this is far from over. Anyway, he's a corrections officer and has to wear all black. He wears these black t-shirts under his uniform, but he likes the sleeves cut off of them. He handed me one Sunday night and asked me to cut the sleeves out of it. I said o.k. and started cutting. He was watching the Superbowl and I asked him "Why are you cutting the sleeves out of your protect and serve shirt?" (It's his FAVORITE shirt and he wears it ALL the time.). He said, "I thought I handed you a black shirt." I said nope and showed him where I had already cut the sleeve part way off. He just put his head in his hands like he couldn't believe he just wrecked his favorite shirt. I told him that it wasn't that shirt after a few minutes and the chase was on! The look on his face was worth it. Just thought I'd share.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
