Michael Jackson turns 50 on Friday. What do you get for the man who has everything, including a killer discography, a couple of sexual assault accusations, at least one white glove, a sprawling ranch teetering on foreclosure, a family that can only be described as indescribable, and a button nose that often looks unbuttoned?
Reaching The Big Five-Oh is a profound event in every life. But for Michael, it represents a fork in his moonwalking path. One direction will take him to his own personal neverland, as in never be seen or heard from again. The other will lead him back to stardom and his rightful place atop the pop throne.
Which way will he go? Now that hes 50, will he make it to 60? And what will he be like if he does?
Odds are that Michael will continue to be strange. He isnt exactly a Brooks Brothers country club kind of guy. You wont find him holding court in a red leather booth at some swanky steakhouse, regaling his pals with bawdy tales of ladies he has loved and left. He is more likely to be seated in a wheelchair for no apparent reason, covered from head to toe in colorful silk scarves and cheesecloth, a veil drawn across his face, being led from one palatial bunker to another.
His eccentricities will likely stick around, but can they be managed better? Can he put the brakes on a descent into isolation so that when he does hit 60 he wont make the late Howard Hughes seem gregarious by comparison?
Connect with fans First step: End the seclusion. Michael wants to get away from all the prying eyes especially in the aftermath of his acquittal in his 2005 sexual assault case that threatened to put him in the slammer. What Michael has now is a different kind of prison, one of his own making. Whether hes in a residence 50 miles outside of Las Vegas or at his pad in Bahrain or someplace else, hes not connecting with his public. And in show business, either youre embracing your fans or pushing them away; there is no middle ground.
There was talk that Michael would do an extended stay at a Las Vegas casino, like the ones that have been done by Celine Dion and Elton John. But nothing has happened. Its just another Bigfoot sighting. Yet such an engagement would place him back in the public eye again and remind people why there is such a fuss about the first 50 years of Michael Jacksons life.
Michael should do a series of interviews with high-profile media figures like Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters, Regis and Kelly, even gulp! David Letterman. Not just one creepy glimpse into Michaels inner darkness by Martin Bashir, but a bunch of normal, regular, spill-your-guts sit-downs with celebrity journos and talk-show hosts.
As a rule of thumb, its probably better for an entertainer to limit his or her exposure to the media (see: Tom Cruise) and leave a little mystery. With Michael, the exact opposite is necessary. The longer he stays out of the spotlight, the weirder he becomes in the imaginations of the public.
Make some new music Michael could also use a new CD, something that embraces his R&B/soul roots but also incorporates the latest in hip-hop/pop/rock. He has the money to hire the best songwriters and the finest producers.
A report in Londons Daily Telegraph says Michael has teamed with David Gest, Liza Minnellis ex-, to record a pop album that puts a 21st century twist on the poems of Robert Burns. Yet the pedigree and the concept dont sound likely to threaten Thriller.
What seems to have been missing for Michael is motivation, and theres nothing better to stoke the fires for a performer than to get in front of audiences, feel the feedback and the love, and remember why he is so popular in the first place. A few rousing shows could push him to record fresh new material that isnt based on moldy 18th-century poetry.
Perhaps Michael is so reluctant to get out there in the spotlight because he feels burned. He is a fragile, trusting soul. Michael probably doesnt want to face the same glare from the media that he experienced during his trial. But the alternative is to sit around doing nothing while allowing his odd reputation to grow and fester.
If Michael doesnt take the initiative to reinvent himself now that he has hit 50, the celebration for his 60th wont be a very joyous occasion. By that time, hell be living in a penthouse somewhere, the drapes drawn.
Heres wishing a sincere and heartfelt 50th birthday to Michael Jackson, a music industry and pop culture icon as well as one of the strangest cats to come down the pike in many moons. In the countdown to his 60th, lets hope fans remember much more of the former and much less of the latter.
I think he is a most misunderstood man. I like him and wish that the press would leave him alone. I do not believe he molested anyone. when you examine the court transcripts you can see that the mom was out for money. the poor guy was beaten by his father, i will bet might have been abused sexually. the guy likes kids because he was never one himself, and kids have low expectations. they are comfortable in demands without ultierior motives. If he had girls in the room he would have been accused. boys, accused.
Well, personally I think ol' Mike is a freak. But I like him anyway.
There is no way in hell I'd leave him alone with my children if I had any, but I do agree with CP that he's in large part misunderstood and quite possibly a little mentally ill (and I don't mean that as a wise-crack, I really think he's not right in the head).
He was a musical force though, and I'd love to see him come back. I always root for anyone to come back and get their life back on track.
It's sad to see a human being, rich or poor, get so messed up. Even though I can't stand Britney, or Paris, or so many other Hollywood stars that seem bent on self-destruction, I always hope they'll straighten out before it's too late. Everyone deserves another chance.
I think Michael is incredibly talented, and actually quite the showman. I also think that he has some really serious personal issues. I don't know if he is a child molester or not, but I look at the way he has disfigured himself and I can't help but wonder at the self-loathing. He must really, seriously hate himself to do those things to himself.
Yes, there are a lot of gold diggers out there who would not be beyond traumatizing their children for a few million bucks. I don't think all of the stories are true. Still, he has to be smart enough to understand that there are certain lines which should not be crossed... yet he crosses them anyway... repeatedly. Yet another form of self destructive behavior.
Anyhoo... Happy Birthday, MJ
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