> Here are the actual top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
> the Summer Olympics that they would love to take back:
>
> 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
> snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
>
> 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
> personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
>
> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
> father.'
>
> 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
> boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
>
> 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
> expect the same thing again.'
>
> 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.
> I n fact you can see it all over their faces.'
>
> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
> president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
>
> 8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> eleven Dicks on the field.'
>
> 9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
> before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my
> God, what have I just said?'