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Gonna Die at Work...


Tornado warnings going off all over the place. Even inside the building. What a way to end the week. doh.gif

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Take Cover Woman!

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Post when the coast is clear, so everyone knows your alright!

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hmm be safe!

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Pambo and I have both made it to our respective homes. It's all good.

Just started pouring rain hard again, but it's vertical not horizontal so probably not a biggie. No hail at this time either. Didn't see any cow-copters while I was driving either. hmm.gif

-- Edited by Mad Mema at 18:39, 2008-09-12

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Swirling cows are never a good sign.  Glad you didnt see any.

Flying squirrels are ok, swirling cows...that only makes em mad.  Well, not mad cow, but definitely dizzy.

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lmao.gif at the mental picture of a flying squirrel getting to the "mad cow" level of agitation!

Just after I got into Pambo's office building, I got a text from my other best friend... "U taken cover?" That is Doug-ese for "For the love of God, Michele, please tell me you are not standing in your driveway geekin' at a funnel cloud!" Normally I have a Pavlov's Dog style reaction to tornado sirens... I go right outside to look to see where the swirrely thing is! Just didn't seem like the thing to do this time. For once, I actually stayed in the designated safe area. smile.gif

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I would hate to stand in front of St Peter and have him say

"You know, I wasnt scheduled to see you for 43 years, but you had to go and be a dumb a$$ didnt ya" smile

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giggle.gif Yeah... that will probably be me someday. "Well, St Peter, I knew better... just hadda go geek at the sky. It was SUPER COOL LOOKIN'. Getting creamed by the cow kinda sucked, but hey... you know how I love a tender steak!"

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Mema, you sound like me.  Tornado sirens go off here, I'm outside looking at the sky wondering where the heck the funnel's at.  My girls say that one of these days it's going to drop down right on top of me.  I tell them "well, if it does, at least I didn't see it coming so I won't know what hit me." 

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You know how it is, Ghost. If you have lived in Tornado Alley long enough, you just get that way. It's kind of like how CP yawns at most earthquakes. The sirens just make me curious. I don't get worried until the sky has turned from green to black, the rain is horizontal as is the hail, and I hear the distinct sound of a freight train coming at me.

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I used to have nightmares about tornadoes when I was little.  I have never seen them personally.  Have you seen any Mema? GD?

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I've never seen one on the ground other than on TV. I have seen funnels come down out of the clouds then go back up. It's really interesting to watch that happen.

I did one time unknowingly drive through a tornado producing storm once. I was driving through West Virginia on the way home from D.C. I just figured it was a bad mountain rain storm until I stopped at a fast food restaurant to get a drink and use the restroom. The lady at the counter freaked out on me when I walked in. I guess they had just heard the all clear over the radio. hmm.gif

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Some things might be a little too mesmerizing to see up close and personal. 

I am sure I would be fascinated right up till the time I was scooped up.

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That is the problem... but there are certain cues that the OH SCHIZZLE moment is rapidly approaching.

I'm the first to admit that my fear circuit is wired a little funny. Bad weather doesn't generally scare me. I'm rarely ever frightened by other people even when I really should be. I'll ride a street bike without a helmet, and have been known to drive a car at speeds well beyond reason... yet you would pretty much have to put a gun to my head and convince me you would pull the trigger to get me on a roller coaster or to skydive. Heights bother me.

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I went skydiving once before starting law school.  Some child hood pals kind of applied the kind of pressure only childhood pals can.  I will say I felt bulletproof for  a few days afterward.  Oddly, having been there and done that once, it was enough.

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I've been invited to go skydiving several times and have always declined. I'm quite sure that gravity works as does inertia. I don't believe I need to quality test them. Probably the only way to talk me into it would be to ply me with enough tequila that I believe myself to be Wonder Woman.



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As luck would have it, our department sells the bullet deflecting wrist bands.

I could get you the law enforcement discount. wink

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Fabulous! I have a fifth of Gran Centenario Anjeo in the liquor cabinet. Now all I need is a flashy swimsuit and enough liposuction to be able to wear it! wink.gif

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Finally a shopping trip I can get behind...I volunteer for the purse holding chair.

Skip the lipo.  Use the money for something you actually want or need. smile



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You are right... a tummy tuck would be a much better use of the benjamins! giggle.gif

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Wouldnt you rather take a trip or splurge on something cool...like a purple guitar?

he he he wink

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hehehe.. subliminal message... Dylan NEEDS a purple guitar for Christmas!

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Not so much needs...

Willie Nelson has had one guitar for 50 years.  One of the guys on his tour said, "if one of us got hurt and couldnt tour, we would be replaced the next day.  But if Willie ever lost that guitar, they would shut the tour down."

I dont think I could narrow it down to one.  They all have different personalities.
Like children.  I just want a little kid, er guitar with a "purple" persoanality.

Channel my inner Hendrix

also purple is my favorite color...America was dying to know. smile

What is your favorite color?

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My favorite color just for color sake is red. Oddly though, I don't wear a lot of red. Most of my clothes are pink, black, darker shades of green, or blue. I'm working on the purples now because that is one of the "in" colors.

My truck is white and my motorcycle is black... doesn't make a lot of sense, does it?


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There is no right or wrong answer.  Id say you are versatile. smile

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embrace the disatster, our days are numbered. Time on Earth is numbered. When the stuff hits the fan, I'm in the middle of the street.smile.gif

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Alot of stuff seems to be happening at once.

How much is just fabricated by all the 24 hour news services is debatable.

But the truth is, no one knows the day or the hour.

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I'm right there with ya, Squonk... in the street, geekin' at the mayhem.

My opinion: However much time we have on this Earth, life is just too frigging long to spend it being unhappy.

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And I get to baby sit the mayhem...ahh job security. smile

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